Ok, so fellow stacheans Josh and Jesse and Me were in pretty much the best film ever (Rock and Roll Crazy Night) and there is a sweet stache near the end of this trailer:
ILANTHRIUM I BESEECH THEE!
Cried the tired warrior on his way up the mighty hill, for today he would slay his mortal enemy.
At once he mounted the majestic Thorntrax, unicorn of the seventh wind, and with a mighty rush set out to defeat the dragon.
to be continued...
(inspiration from Joe Creep's dragon poem on the side of erin and rachel's fridge)