Rules are meant to be broken but consequences can be dire...

You Moustache May:

  1. Have / Grow a glorious moustache
  2. Post one image per day*
  3. Participate in frequent shenanigans

You Moustache MayNot:

  1. Go more than one week without posting.
  2. Detract from your moustache with other prominent facial hair.
  3. Be mean spirited, vulgar, or socially inappropriate.
  4. Photoshop your images**. Let’s keep it classy.

* must be in 4x3 horizontal ratio. If this makes no sense to you it's probably not a concern. Regardless, only upload horizontal images.

** Color correction, brightness-contrast adjustments, and cropping are all acceptable.

Seldomly Asked Questions:

What happened to the hall of shame?
We took it away. We decided quitters don’t even deserve the recognition of the hall of shame, but that’s okay. Moustaches are not for everyone.
Can I suggestion a theme day?
Sure, email Mackle here.
Do I have to follow theme days?
No.
Will having a moustache make me more popular with the ladies?
Yes.
Really?
No.
How do I get to be “King Stache”?
Get the highest vote rating for a day.
Can I be “King Stache” multiple times?
I dunno, can you?
Ugh, MAY I?
Yes, you may.
I’m a Girl. Can I participate?
Moustache May is proud to allow all genders to participate, but remember you must have a moustache, and photoshopping is not allowed. So, if you are a girl and can grow a moustache, by all means, that is something the world needs to see!
What if I wear some sort of weird prosthetic/handmade moustache 24/7, THEN could I participate?
Um, yes, I guess, but we'd need hard proof that you are wearing it round the clock. We don’t get to take our moustaches off when it’s convenient.