(full poem) for the month of may, i've been a grower / threw out the blades, no moustache mower / i've been part of a brotherood of moustache men / from Rocky's Apollo to Oscars winner Sean Penn / i am deeply saddened that moustache may is now over / bury me happy, cover me in crimson & clover / for this i shed two tears in a bucket / damn, we moustache men, so fc*k it!