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  • avg: 5
  • avg: 4.83
  • posted: May 15 @ 9:07am
No more safety hair here.

Thanks to everyone who's donated to help feed hungry folks in Atlanta. For the next fifteen days with this Picasso, I'm introducing a new fundraising challenge. Every hundred dollars I raise will get you all a specific embarrassing shot situation (at a bar or restaurant with friends, shaking hands with the president of my company, etc). Post your suggested situations below, and I'll add my favorites to my fund-a-stache page tomorrow.

Comments

brandon says:
And thanks to Banjofreak for his placement suggestion. I experimented with different configurations and his worked best.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:08am - ∞
connect4 says:
wonderful! 5 {'s!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:09am - ∞
Pip says:
That's what I'm talking about.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:10am - ∞
doorbell says:
i now pronounce you mayor
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:12am - ∞
Banjofreak says:
YEEESSSS!!!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:12am - ∞
Mackle says:
HOLY CRAP!!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:13am - ∞
beasemaster says:
It looks like it's trying to move back into place
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:13am - ∞
Christopheles says:
Oh My God!!! Best ever.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:15am - ∞
Frequent Fryer says:
most admirable! this is what fund-a-stache means to me.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:15am - ∞
specialshoes says:
this is RULING my world right now!

MAYOR...MAYOR!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:21am - ∞
Kickasstache says:
that was worth the wait. excellent!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:26am - ∞
thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:
Impressive
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:32am - ∞
mr m says:
I can truly say that I have never ever seen anything like this!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:33am - ∞
moustachio says:
I could never pull off so much awesomeness... you rule.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:50am - ∞
moustachio says:
team awesome are trend setters.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:51am - ∞
os mutante says:
it makes me hapy that youre going 15 more days with this
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 10:07am - ∞
Sir Kevin says:
You sir, shall be the mayor for the rest of the month! Bravo.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 10:07am - ∞
Ace says:
WOW. brandon, you are definitely raising the bar with this one. this makes me very happy.

and to think, a few weeks before may we were talking and you werent even sure if you would be a part of moustache may. and now look at you. SUPERSTAR!

and definitely todays mayor for sure. i will make sure of that.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 10:17am - ∞
cento says:
um...your moustache is crooked
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 10:50am - ∞
Keith says:
congrats! fantastic execution
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 11:04am - ∞
misplaced unibrow says:
incredible brandon. Obviously a new fav and tomorrows mayor
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 11:17am - ∞
hankbobs says:
that is totally awesome. Holy Crap!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 11:18am - ∞
jesswa says:
wow. making team awesome proud
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 12:05pm - ∞
Mackle says:
i can not believe anyone would vote this a 1 - sad to see that average not at a full 5. Don't let that phase you, you've done a great thing here.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 12:38pm - ∞
Blastro says:
You are an incredible man.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 1:30pm - ∞
Curtiss says:
wow!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 1:43pm - ∞
mattyc says:
This is freaking amazing. Thank you for letting me see t his once in my life.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 2:00pm - ∞
Josh L. says:
totally awesome.. it's like you took a hard right-hand turn and it slid across yr face!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 2:00pm - ∞
Zackle says:
Wow. I didn't think anyone would actually pull this off.

You are awesome.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 2:50pm - ∞
keifel says:
congrats. that's impressive.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 2:58pm - ∞
Nussy says:
love 5{
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 3:18pm - ∞
DustinRing says:
You are an amazing person. Love it! 5{ Forever!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 3:30pm - ∞
chris says:
this might be my only comment of the day...

this better get mayor! great job brandon & such a good cause.

simply wonderful!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:02pm - ∞
Daniel Paul says:
this is the best thing I've ever seen
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:06pm - ∞
TobiasFünke says:
Amazing Amazing Amazing
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:23pm - ∞
dubtastic says:
this is the most team awesome awesomest ever.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:33pm - ∞
dubtastic says:
who the crap gave this man less than a five. my stache will beat your ass
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:33pm - ∞
Scrivener says:
Holy cow!! Definitely mayor today. This is so fricking awesome!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:47pm - ∞
Super Papa says:
purely amazing. you win.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 5:57pm - ∞
elclinto says:
I...I...got nothin. game over. you win.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 6:18pm - ∞
spanish eddie says:
this is beyond incredible. if you don't get mayor moustache, there is something wrong with the system
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 6:18pm - ∞
specialshoes says:
let me repeat....RULING my world! this is worth 500 { 's!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 6:31pm - ∞
Beouf says:
awesome is a pretty sweet team too though.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 6:57pm - ∞
Mat Wiseman says:
Fabulous. Good times will follow.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 7:21pm - ∞
MoustachedMoses says:
No way...Congratulations!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 7:46pm - ∞
philicious says:
Watching peoples reaction has been awesome!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 7:50pm - ∞
hope says:
good show. whats you first action as new mayor?
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 7:58pm - ∞
Dschonn says:
It's both a Picasso and a real moustache. I approve.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 8:59pm - ∞
bear! says:
next... the ear!
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 8:59pm - ∞
Zackle says:
Balls.

You have them.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:25pm - ∞
Fofe says:
I wasn't sure how you were going to pull this off, but it is better than I could have imagined.
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:52pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
I only had time to say this was awesome earlier. That hardly cuts it. This is:

A HOT, STEAMING PILE OF AWESOME

I mean, I made a big out of place stache on my head, but my normal stache is still untouched. You are committed to that stache for two weeks, that is absolutely ridiculously incredibly... . awesome. This should be recognized with something, Mayor, sure, but perhaps team captain of team awesome?
Posted: May 15th, 2008 - 9:58pm - ∞
Ace says:
told you. SO mayor status right now its not even funny.
Posted: May 16th, 2008 - 1:57am - ∞
Pip says:
Well done, Mr. Mayor! How you're going to wear this for fifteen days I have no idea.

Actually, I have one idea: GIANT EFFING BALLS.
Posted: May 16th, 2008 - 5:57am - ∞
Gavin says:
a busy day kept me away from the site. i'm just seeing this now this until now. congrats on the mayor and on being awesome
Posted: May 16th, 2008 - 6:42am - ∞
jonshell says:
awesome.
Posted: May 16th, 2008 - 10:18am - ∞
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2009.

brandon

can beat you up!

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Team Awesome
brandon is a member of
Team Awesome

Any moustache configuration grown and cultured in an abnormal location on the face. The cheek is the preferred placement among Picasso fans. We dare you to do this.

Team Awesome is: brandon

Age:
31
Location:
Atlanta
Link:
texturl.net
Fund-a-stache:
brandon.fundastache.org
Currently:
About:
STACHE BACHE
Saturday May 31st
Atlanta, GA.
Dinner - No Mas - 7pm
Bache - luckyfish - 9pm
Meet @ 161 Mangum St SW
Atlanta, GA 30313
Dinner and Bache are walking distance from each other.
RSVP to me at brandonbarr (at) gmail (dot) com or 404-838-9566.
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We've reached the goal! $1200 and counting!

I said if people gave $500 to the Atlanta Community Food Back by the 15th, I'd rock the Picasso for the rest of the month. And that's just what I'm doing.

But you all need to pony up if you want shots of this thing out in public. So here’s the (new) deal:

Every additional hundred dollars I raise will get you a brand new embarrassing photo. To start us off:
$600 – In a business meeting or on a film shoot.
$700 – Out at a crowded restaurant or bar.
$800 – At the gym, in the middle of a workout.
$900 – Shaking hands with the president of my company.
$1000 – Nightclub. On the dancefloor.

In addition, a donation of $50 will buy you a specific photo request and put you to the top of the “embarrassing shot queue.” Just add your request to the comment section as you donate.

And remember, it’s all for a great cause.