It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • posted: May 23 @ 3:22pm
Bobby never liked what came next in these types of situations, but he had little in the way of choice.

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Simcoe County Chopper says:
I don't want to say "Oh God!", because that would imply that this is a complete surprise. But, "Oh God!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 3:27pm - ∞
Banjofreak says:
That's just part of it Bobby, I know it sucks, but some things just have to be done.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 3:34pm - ∞
DustinRing says:
They need to make a movie on you.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 3:58pm - ∞
MoustachedMoses says:
you know...this crap don't look good in the MLS listing...
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 4:15pm - ∞
cajunhandles says:
dissect the body and get rid of the evidence!
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 4:36pm - ∞
McGillbot says:
bobby had it coming, obviously
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 5:07pm - ∞
John says:
make sure you clean up the blood stains with bleach. And you might want to thing about cutting her up in the bathtub; that way the blood wont stain the carpet or anything.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 5:07pm - ∞
connect4 says:
Bobby looks as though he's done this before...
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 5:42pm - ∞
brandon says:
Insane switch from creepy to disturbing over the last few days...
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 6:33pm - ∞
keifel says:
did you the luminol and the black light at the hardware?
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 7:21pm - ∞
jonarnold says:
now i know for sure -- i have that same shirt.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 8:32pm - ∞
Ace says:
dont forget to clean that curtain behind you. you gotta a little evidence... i mean blood on it.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 10:40pm - ∞
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Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2009.

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To be clear. The Bobby Roberts photo series is fictional. It's a series that when viewed chronologically from May 1st to May 31st reveals the events in one day of Bobby's life.

Each photo is taken the day that it is posted, but within the timelime of the "story" only one day will elapse.

This is why my shirt is the same in each picture. It is also why some pictures may include boring or cliche imagery, in order to move the story forward at the correct pace for the 31 day arc.

My intention was to do something completely different with the photos for Moustache May than I did for Whiskerino.