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  • posted: May 02 @ 2:12pm
Each morning Bobby has the same breakfast. One cup of Kashi brand shredded wheat cereal, one-half cup of Eggbeaters brand southwestern style scrambled eggs, sixteen ounces Brita brand filtered water and one cup of Columbian brand coffee, taken black.

His routine is as ingrained in him as is his soul or some might say lack there of.

Comments

mattyc says:
is that before or after mattyc gives him a wedgie?
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:14pm -
other andy says:
This makes me sad.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:22pm -
ben says:
this is depressing...what a small bowl.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:22pm -
keifel says:
i'd bet bobby is a hoot when he gets an opportunity to cut loose.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:26pm -
cento says:
i like where this is going
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:31pm -
jonarnold says:
this is wholly terrifying, in an amazing way.

BEST TEAM EVER
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:34pm -
brandon says:
Ben, that bowl is actually HUGE.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 2:46pm -
Blastro says:
Perk up, bucko! You've got a swell moustachio!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 3:07pm -
bobtastic says:
this is one of the greatest pics and descriptions ever.

period.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 3:22pm -
wonder made says:
Great, now I want to eat some eggs.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 3:24pm -
Overlord says:
If God had a mustache, he'd look exactly like this while declaring this narrative to the world. RATED 5. Best work yet. I'm beyond words.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 3:26pm -
Pip says:
Killer stache.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 3:57pm -
jonshell says:
awesome theme, so far!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 4:46pm -
Roo says:
morning!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 4:50pm -
MoustachedMoses says:
i'll share some ribs with you
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 5:47pm -
bear! says:
yeah the bowl isnt small...
he is a giant
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 - 6:18pm -
alijoon says:
you need a hug.
Posted: May 3rd, 2008 - 9:42am -
Rory Stache says:
move in with me
Posted: May 3rd, 2008 - 11:17am -
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