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posted: May 10 @ 4:04pm

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Hodges says:: oops!
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:04pm - ∞

Mooka says:: "Hey Cap, do that alien tongue trick again"
"ok"
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:08pm - ∞

Dok Crush says:: "Ooops. Sorry, I ate your Gila Monster."
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:09pm - ∞

Mackle says:: The new JJ Abrams trailer was weirder than anyone expected.
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:12pm - ∞

El Mustachito says:: That is why you aren't supposed to feed him after midnight!
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:23pm - ∞

Christopheles says:: please tell me that this is what became of that 800 pound gator they caught in gulfport!
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:45pm - ∞

The INSPECTOR says:: This nocturnal creature loves to make its home in dark moist areas under amazing moustaches.
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 4:51pm - ∞

mattyc says:: What alligator...i didn't see an alligator.
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 5:28pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: I catch a frog, I eat it.
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 5:38pm - ∞

EasyRider says:: The last bite is always the hardest to swallow.
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 5:41pm - ∞

OtherAndy says:: "Ha ha! Hodges thought he was going to be mayor again today. Too bad I ate him."
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 5:45pm - ∞

Klickastache says:: No, honey...I love your cooking!
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 6:05pm - ∞

Chester2 says:: You lure them in with that fantastic moustache and then WHACK! Nailed him.
Posted: May 10th, 2010 - 6:17pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Cap'n J

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