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  • May 31 @ 1:32pm
When my platonic soulmate binkleberry recruited the use of my van and puppy last year to help him act like a pedofile in a public forum showcasing his ironic facial hair...there is no way in hell that I would have known what awesome things were in store for me. I almost resisted becoming a lurker this year instead opting just to be a silent creeper- but now I am in this weird fraternity with the most genuine creative and crazy assed individuals I will ever meet.

I am so happy I got to share it with my sister lurkers aliciarosie and miss_stache who really made me up my game as far as ridiculous goes.

After many late night chats, "moustache ride" shots and staged versions of two girls one cup (gotta love meme day) - I bid you kids buh-bye. Its been amazing.

I love you all so much and really do feel like this is yearbook day and all the seniors are graduating. I'm a "Jones" so to make facebook stalking me easier:

Moustache love is real.


revgoomba says:
See ya Kimmie... it's been fun.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:42pm -
Binkleberry says:
I see . . . a ginger beard in your future. Hmmmmm.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:43pm -
miss_tache says:
i love you, kimmie.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:48pm -
Senator Johnson says:
Tell me oracle, what does the future hold for a recently unstached Senator? Was a bare lip the proper decision or will my choices come back to haunt me?
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:59pm -
Dschonn says:
It's been great making new friends this year on the neo-LNC. Thanks for the good times.

How's that for schmaltzy?
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 2:00pm -
Pip says:
Gosh, what can I say? You're definitely right about the Kimmie-sized hole in my life; I'm really glad that it's you who've filled it (who better, right??). Seeing your comments and responses to people sometimes freaks me out a little, because it's EXACTLY what I'd say. Which leads me the logical conclusion that we were probably twins in a previous life. And since we're related cosmically, it's good that we're pals IRL now too.

I'm really happy that you got so much out of this month and this community (especially your political connections), because you've added a lot to it as well. Really wouldn't have been the same place without out.

Stay cool! G.L.T.S.!! L.Y.L.A.S. (seriously)
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 3:05pm -
Eric says:
Thanks for the hilarity, the hijinks, and the snorting laughter you caused me. Never forget Bandana Bread. Take care.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 3:55pm -
Aliciarosie says:
I love you.
Thank you for being there with me through thick and thin.
For giving me strength.
For loving me all the time.
For making me laugh til I cried.

For not thinking I was insane when I decided to take that leap.

You are the true definition of a friend and I am blessed to have you in my life.

Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 4:18pm -
MrsPip says:
I also feel like it's yearbook day. Stay cool! Have a great summer!

Actually I know for a fact that you are going to have a great summer, Pip and I are going to see to that.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 4:20pm -
miguelito says:
hey kimmie. that ball. do you like to rub it?
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 4:40pm -
miguelito says:
it's all hairy. a hairy ball. and you rub it.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 4:41pm -
kimmie says:
@miguelito...yes It's like a turntable. wiggity wiggity wack.

and let me take this turn to tell miguelito how much he has added to my life since moving here....since apparently he was feeling "mignored." But, he has made one of my favorite ladies insanely happy. Cheers, staches!

also eric I still want some straight thuggin' bandana bread. IT IS ON!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 4:43pm -
Hodges says:
I knew you liked rubbing ballz!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 6:15pm -
Another Rachel says:
Thanks for sharing your awesome sense of humor kimmie!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 6:19pm -
kimmie says:
@hodges! I am a classy gal!!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 7:22pm -
mrs. hungarian says: are one of my all time faves....we will be back to nashville and we will have to bash it up again....we miss you already!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:10pm -
Hungarian Moustache says:
It really was such a pleasure meeting you. Your sense of humor is fantastic!!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:20pm -
andy says:
Good times! Thank you for coming out to the mid-month bash to meet up with some crazy dudes with moustaches. So glad we met. I'm sure I will see you soon. Cheers!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:04pm -
hale says:
i'm so happy you were here. thanks for the support.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:12pm -
rachel says:
Kimmie for Lurker Mayor All Time win!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:34pm -
Andrew says:
Let's make sure you're around when I come down to visit migs and aliciarosie

I imagine it's going to be as epic as the scrolls foretold it.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:51pm -
wondermade says:
Thanks for making Moustache May so much better all month.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:09pm -
Vanbert says:
i have the same snow globe and finally fit it into a shot. totally forgot about it this year. thanks for all the lurking. take care.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 12:01am -
bec says:
this is SO fantastic!

i agree, another 10 years should not pass until we see each other again. Also, good luck with the Reunion. I know you're looking forward to it.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 6:27am -
Chuck Damage says:
Bye Kimmie. Thanks for sleeping so little!
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 11:24pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.