It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • May 31 @ 4:59am
After spending 37 minutes in the bathroom trying to remove a blood stain from his nice white shirt, the man with the Yeti head finally wandered into the party, looking for chicks and firetrucks and fancy beers made out of whiskey.

He then began herding kittens to and from each room into other rooms, having them try on some outfits he had made for them just days before. A few of them made wishes.

He hid under someone's kitchen table for a few hours after that.

And when the morning dew started to form on his ears, he went to sleep before waking up again and fashioning some breakfast out of a friend, then napping for a few minutes. When nap time was complete, he read some encyclopedias online before crawling into his time machine and disappearing forever.

(Thanks to chadmcclarnon for the awesome photographies)

Comments

Western Dave says:
clap hands.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 5:02am -
Jason says:
Fantastic. I am proud to have bearded and stached with you.



Forever Cake.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 5:09am -
android says:
dude take care, see you on the interwebs and movie complexes.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 5:17am -
Ned Kelly says:
oh hi good to see you again, very nice hat.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 5:54am -
titaness says:
I want a Yeti... I want a Yeti... Byyyeeeee!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 5:58am -
The Straub says:
There is the motke I know!

Glad to see some craziness on the final day. I'll be seeing you around the nets and maybe again in real lifes. One day
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 7:37am -
Lady Raymerian says:
uhm, yeah. so, i'm going to need your insane comments over at CLAME. that is all. wish i could motke a comment here, but i seem to be fresh out of toads to lick. :)
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:03am -
chadmcclarnon says:
i still maintain that you made that hat in the future and sent it back to yourself to buy.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:21am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
You, the Yeti, and your writing are beautiful.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:27am -
Andrew says:
I used to hate blood stains until I found out that reverse albinos have white blood.

White!

Only problem is when I wear my all white denim jumpsuit, which is pretty much every day now. But I digress. I shall see you around.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:01am -
Pip says:
You!

Miss you.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:03am -
jnonfiction says:
Forever Cake, man. Let's eat some.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:18am -
miguelito says:
meowtke the motkitteh


clame for the world premiere
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 11:59am -
Eric says:
Thanks for the whimsy. I always look forward to the writings.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:02pm -
lactarded says:
what can i say. we met last year eating tacos on murphy rd and this year you're a yeti. amazing but true. an asheville, nc yeti actually.

honestly though, i think you're one of the best persons/robots/kitten lovers i know. that's a fact.

i await book and movie magic in my gmail inbox.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:02pm -
jmathias says:
I love this hat. I would like to buy it from you. Name your price, NAME it I say!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:14pm -
Zea says:
I love storytime with mOtke!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:28pm -
revgoomba says:
Keep doing what you're doing.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 1:46pm -
hankbobs says:
Nice, um, lurking with you. Wish we could have, well, not lurked. Take care man
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 6:39pm -
hale says:
amazing amazing photo.

i know i'll be seeing you around. take care my friend.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 7:28pm -
mrs. hungarian says:
yeti yes...miss you dude!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:02pm -
Boaz says:
Motke glad you showed for the fanale... to disappear forever.

Been a fun ride and thanks for the fashioned letters of story...
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:41pm -
Vanbert says:
i know you're a beard guy. but i love you just the same. i like beards in winter. keep in touch you're a hoot. and don't be a stranger online. aim pokebob001 or larsonfilms at gmail dot com. take care. meow
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 12:00am -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.