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May 02 @ 6:36pm

one of my workers said that i had a "70's porn star" look today. i suppose i could call that a success.

SUPERPAPA says:: Nice shirt!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:37pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: .. of base. I've always wanted to say that.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:39pm - ∞

jmathias says:: it is a success.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:40pm - ∞

Elusiveradio says:: I loved you in The Commodores "once, twice, three times a lady." Sing it for me Lionel!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:40pm - ∞

carynorton says:: missed you yesterday somehow. allo! needs more gold chains.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:40pm - ∞

tywayne says:: I know that mural.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:41pm - ∞

brandon says:: Sorry I miss you yesterday.

Hi Ace. Your glasses are too big.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:42pm - ∞

JMillsPaysBills says:: your head shrunk!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:42pm - ∞

zackle says:: Release the hounds(tooth).
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:44pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: haha nice
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:46pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: I don't much about 70's porn, but I know that I like that shirt.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:48pm - ∞

Hodges says:: Your glasses are just a bit too small for your head!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:50pm - ∞

miguelito says:: @zackle excellllent comment
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:52pm - ∞

Teej says:: Gold for the money.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:59pm - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: In heart, we're all 70's porn stars.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:00pm - ∞

jonshell says:: oh yes.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:01pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Haven't said Hi yet. So, Hi!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:04pm - ∞

Eric says:: Wait a minute. Those glasses are bigger than normal glasses!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:08pm - ∞

Boaz says:: whatcya lookin at?!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:31pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: Oh no, you shrunk your face!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:34pm - ∞

teenagerobot says:: ...the better to see you with, my dear.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:41pm - ∞

Lurky Parka says:: Bow Chicka Wah Wow!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:43pm - ∞

Simcoe County Chopper says:: Did they use oversized novelty sunglasses back then?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:45pm - ∞

Paulie says:: Loving the shades.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:46pm - ∞

j.a.t. says:: I've been getting John Holmes a lot.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:16pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: I think you accidentally picked up Easy Rider's glasses...
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:33pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: For the '70s you need a much more ridiculous collar.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:36pm - ∞

Noelix says:: Hello
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:09pm - ∞

keeperofthefort says:: success indeed! I suppose...
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:11pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: once again, you aced it
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:53pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: I think you look "G"
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:05pm - ∞

C Dub says:: sup Ace?!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:45pm - ∞

revgoomba says:: Success indeed.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:13pm - ∞

Gavin says:: porn do have really big...

glasses
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:05pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Ace

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A thick and wide mustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip. A real manly moustache.

Team Swanson is: abar, Ace, Anchors Down, beefstew, Bones, Brian, catfish, Christache, Deacon Stachely, Dunkle Swiftkick, HatM, J.B., J Dub, jeremy, JeremyOkai2.0, Klickastache, matt hale, mr m, Mr. Wilson, Oldstache, orcrist, Ozzy Nelson, Pickles, pidge, Pip, renaud, revgoomba, SethGravy, Shablazm, Shatrick, Slor, sMOUSTACHErman, SPICE J, taylor, theAwesomebot, TheDespot, the Velvet Hustle, Tower Stache, Western Dave, zackle

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