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May 31 @ 8:44pm

Hi, I have a burrito for you.

I am actually a lot nicer in real life. After you get past all my aloofness. I try to be a fake jerk sometimes but it's all a facade. I just don't do too well communicating online.

Let's still play. Here is how we can make it happen:

1. Find me on the internet
gmail: ilikeschool
twitter: ilikeschool
facebook: thealihadi

2. Email me your address and I will send you a postcard while I am in the old country next month.

3. Come visit me in Portland and I will treat you to a burrito.

Oh and here is an alt for you.

Lastly, please give me only 1 stache. Let's make this happen.

SUPERPAPA says:: Crap, too late for the one stache. Sorry. If I ever make it out to Portland, I'll make sure that we share a beer with Mr. Jeremy Davis.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:47pm - ∞

OhMyGoshman says:: That's for sure. It was a pleasure meeting you, hope we can all hang out again soon.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:47pm - ∞

Stachtastic! wanted to take the burrito and replace it with a low calorie wrap but didn't have the heart Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:47pm - ∞

Boaz says:: 1 { it is! it's been great; be well sir!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:48pm - ∞

williamwalrus says:: when you treat me the burrito, will you have a bite of it first please?
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:49pm - ∞

damnweather says:: i did what you asked about the 1{, but your average was already well above 1! how come we haven't met yet? (besides because you are an aloof jerk). i might take you up on the postcard offer. don't be scared.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:49pm - ∞

Binkleberry says:: One of your photos was the reason I wanted to do Moustache May . . . True Story. CLAME.
It's been an honor and a privilege stachin' it up with you this year. We'll definitely have to keep in touch. And, if you ever find yourself in Nashville look me up. We'll have some burritos and beer. I know just the place. Until then, good luck and Godspeed my friend.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:50pm - ∞

mooka says:: if you say so alijoon. I give you a 1{ and a thank you!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:50pm - ∞

Hodges says:: You sir have been fantastic! You have had so many memorable shots, however I will always remember the monkey tail. You owned it and I loved it. Epic! It has been real and I wish youth best!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:50pm - ∞

derble says:: I'll have you know that 1{ ruined my perfect record of giving everyone 5{. Also in my heart I was giving you 10{

You made this site funner. It has truly been a pleasure to participate I'm this with you.

I'm going to send you my address now.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:52pm - ∞

wondermade says:: I 5{d before I read.
We've been working on Portland for years. Hopefully this year I can make it happen, even with four kids to find cover for. We'll take you up on that burrito then.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞

rachel says:: BINK! I totally missed that last year.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: lifelong hug to you and the missus!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞

Mackle says:: sorry, i can't give you one stache. I can't do it. I remember hanging out with you and Zea in New York and that has solidified a constant five staches for everything you do. Not to mention the time you and your wife hung out with me driving around! c'mon! how could i not give you five staches??

you're gold. pure gold. i hope to make it to Portland again soon. Please don't hesitate to hit me on the IM / Email / whatevers. I'd love to stay in touch.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:54pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: Loved Following you All these years. Take care.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:55pm - ∞

Drewgon says:: I've never given a 1... but for Monkey Tail Stache... anything
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:55pm - ∞

lactarded says:: you're a pretty awesome 1{ guy.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:55pm - ∞

theAwesomebot says:: You have been 1ed!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:57pm - ∞

Stachtastic! says:: you sir have been a joy to watch since I started, you rm=comments, your stache, your glare, your monkey tail, your taco stealing and my pursuit... I truly enjoyed it! Good Journey and I will send you an email, so my son can get his first foreign country postcard if you don't mind!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:58pm - ∞

teenagerobot says:: i love the watch in the alternate shot.
"I can calculate the mass of this burrito in 5 seconds flat!"

take care. enjoy your beautiful home environs and good luck on your financial goals.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 8:59pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: We will hang out often, you and I. So this is not really goodbye for us. We should get burritos. You don't even have to treat me if you don't want.

We started doing these things at the same time. It's been fun playing on the internet with you. Now let's make sure to continue in real life.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:00pm - ∞

Zea says:: I like you. Thanks for being a jerk. It was funny. Enjoy all the different stuff.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:00pm - ∞

B. Michael Underhill says:: i'll take you up on the burrito. also, i have the same watch that you have in your alt photo. i had a burrito tonight as well.
the end.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:06pm - ∞

Jason says:: I like you. Don't hate me for giving you 5 staches. I did it with the best of intentions and because I reacted and rated before reading. I'm a little ashamed.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:07pm - ∞

Western Dave says:: well said. done. etc.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:13pm - ∞

Andrew says:: You need more burritofriends. Let's make it happen. I'm going to try to come to Portland for work for a couple days here and there. We can eat southwestern and drink beer and laugh for hours and hours.

In the mean time, I'll be sending you guys a print your lovely special lady friend asked me for. So watch for that.

Take it easy, and keep in touch.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:19pm - ∞

hale says:: Ali, I hope you know how I feel about you.

I'll be in touch. We have a lifelong friendship to maintain.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:21pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: so glad to see hale's comment. I know how he feels.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:48pm - ∞

Philiciousness says:: I've always thought you were hilarious. Thanks for being awesome.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:51pm - ∞

jeremy says:: Hey Ali, I've always enjoyed the way you weave humor into your shots and it was always a pleasure following them. And you're also a super nice dude. It was great hanging with you last Whiskerino. Take care.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:56pm - ∞

Pip says:: Oops, I 5{'d you before I read your note.

Anyway, you're a great, and it's been awesome doing these thing with you for these few years. Meeting you for burritos in Huntsville as a highlight of that year. I'll definitely look for you up in the northwest if I'm ever there.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:57pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: That burrito looks so delicious. Its been a blast man. You have been a real pleasure to hang with in these parts of the internet. I am truly envious of your beard growing powers. Thanks for being awesome man, you will be missed. So long for now -- Casey
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 9:58pm - ∞

JeremyOkai2.0 says:: You're awesome Ali, It's been nice hanging with you friend.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:21pm - ∞

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: enjoyed healthy doses of the joons this month. maybe we'll come to portland some day and see what it's all 'bout.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:28pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: I like:

• Burritos
• Yellow
• Calculator Watches

Your photo has them all! Win.

Take care buddy and Portland is close. Let's grab a burrito.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:29pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: You're one of my favoritiststses.

I often think of the shot many a year ago where you were standing on the beach in front of someone's wedding.

Continue to be awesome

word^
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:32pm - ∞

PAT says:: Team Monkey Tail?

Party of one.

Thank You Good Sir.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:38pm - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: An internet without trolls is a desolate wasteland and a nightmare i hope i never see. I wish to visit Portland some day. I hope you are there at the same time.

Until then...
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:42pm - ∞

miss_tache says:: fantastic work all month. i'm not even mad at you about the tacos.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:51pm - ∞

Chalkdog says:: I've been so impressed with what you've brought to it all this month. The monkey tail being just the beginning. And this last shot is terrific. You're clearly a remarkable person. Glad I've gotten to share the MM experience with you. All the best to you.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:55pm - ∞

Ace says:: im still mad that you are going to the old country the next day that i am coming up to the pacific northwest. however, i will say that i may possibly have ANOTHER trip up to oregon sometime in august/september. the likelihood of this is less, but still a chance nonetheless. anyways, call me sometime. oh you dont do that... i forgot. well, text me then. ok i love you bye.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 10:56pm - ∞

Hope says:: Take care of your special lady :)
Your pictures have been fun to look at, and it's been a great Moustache May. Take care!
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 11:01pm - ∞

miguelito says:: well my pseudo twin, its' time for our online shenanigans to come to an end. i'd like to see sometime outside of the internets, if only to try to play tricks on people. maybe one day we can do that. before we get too old.

p.s. without you i don't i ever would've won that Hulk/Banner King Beard. so - thanks.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 11:14pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: i would love to talk math with you at some point, i might not be as well versed in it but i love the subject. now if i can just figure out how to grow 3/4s of a beard maybe i can rock the monkey tail.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 11:28pm - ∞

C Dub says:: the alt was better. this sucks. i gave it a 1 ;{0
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 11:42pm - ∞

justjamey says:: You're just a nice dude. And I like that I know you. So deal with it.
Posted: May 31st, 2011 - 11:48pm - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Any man who would sport a monkeytail is a man i'd like to count amongst my friends.

Thanks for a fabulous month
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 1:25am - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: mmm burritos are lovely and so i can only assume you are lovely also, thank you for being lovely.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 1:29am - ∞

Brian says:: Shoot me a message when you get in town. Let's make beers happen. Take Care enjoy Portland.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 3:16am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Haha. Sorry that my smile-less photos were offputting at first, but I've been an Alijoon fan from the start. I'm a big fan of fake-jerks. That's true. I hope to cross paths again sometime. Good luck 'til then.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 4:02am - ∞

Clever Chester says:: Thanks for introducing me to the monkey tail. I have enjoyed your pictures, and your enthusiasm. Good luck, my friend.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 5:22am - ∞

lurkin good says:: your monkey tail was intriguing and you closed out with an equally impressive stache. excellent work sir.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 5:52am - ∞

The Straub steals the burrito. He didn't have a big breakfast Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 6:36am - ∞

The Straub says:: Thanks for so many great pictures and for showing me that the monkey tail exists. You're an awesome guy and I hope we can cross paths in the future
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 6:37am - ∞

jbarr says:: thanks for starting your whole own moustache category and just all around great.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 7:41am - ∞

Stachtastic! says:: Yep that was Natick.. I hear you might be in our neck of the woods this summer... Definitely want to grab a beer and burrito with you and twisted and brian, like our own late bash!
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 8:53am - ∞

mdog says:: you are nice, it is true.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 9:31am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: I live in your town and burritos are my favorite food. I hope you don't mind the company.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 11:24am - ∞

jmathias says:: I never not liked you. and I never fell for your fake jerk act, well maybe a little. I'm coming to Portland in July, we should all see each other and eat foods.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 11:37am - ∞

specialshoes says:: You are moustache may awesome-sauce! You have always made this event so much fun with your creativity. Thanks for the memories and robot-inspiration. Take care, man! I hope our interwebs paths cross again in the future.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 11:46am - ∞

Eric says:: Sorry you're not a jerk. Thanks for the monkey tail and the creativity, though. A burrito is a good enough reason to visit Portland in my book, so I'll get there one day.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 12:54pm - ∞

zackle says:: I knew all along that you were a nice guy below that intimidating (super hairy) exterior. Just a gut feeling.

In any case, your photos have always had a playful twist that makes me smile. You're one of the all-stars for sure. Keep doing awesome things in Portland and maybe we'll run into each other one day. Be well, friend.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 7:45pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: Super glad we McGees got to see you and Rachel in San Jose that one time. As you said, your online persona doesn't always reflect what a nice person you are! I'll continue to laugh at your math jokes and hope that we can meet again.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 8:57pm - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: We'll be seein' ya alijoon.
Posted: Jun 1st, 2011 - 11:25pm - ∞

alijoon says:: Hi.
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2011 - 7:29am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

alijoon

can beat you up!

alijoon is a member of

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Any moustache configuration grown and cultured in an abnormal location on the face. The cheek is the preferred placement among Picasso fans. We dare you to do this.

Team Awesome is: alijoon, Chuck Damage, Skinny P

Age:: 30
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