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  • May 01 @ 5:16pm
No monkeying around, this is serious business.

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Comments

Robfrenzy says:
win!!! so good. monkey tail!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:17pm - ∞
pseudonymous says:
so good,
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
md2020 says:
Shock the monkey!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
pseudonymous says:
love it.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
pcain says:
OMG AMAZZING
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
YASLY says:
Whoa — WISE! Photo + Stache = Mind Completely blown!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
miguelito says:
MONKEYTAIL?!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
dance=pants says:
does your moustache do what I think does? If it does, AWESOME!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
pcain says:
#AWESOME
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞
thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:
EPIC OMEGA SAGA!
What once was never done hath been done!
Ruler!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:19pm - ∞
thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:
Fav'd
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:19pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
You are the Zietgiest.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:20pm - ∞
Chalkdog says:
You are to be so commended for daring the infamous monkey-tail. I'm beyond impressed.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:24pm - ∞
wondermade says:
Dude.




This is the best thing ever.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:25pm - ∞
Brian says:
I took me a couple of minutes to figure out what was going on here. That is pure sculpture.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:26pm - ∞
Beard Goggles says:
I called this the G beard. because it makes a G.

I've shaved into this on more than one occasion.
Must be a Persian thing.

Wish I could have done it with you.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:27pm - ∞
Dschonn says:
When you look in the mirror, do you just see a big G?
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:27pm - ∞
Mackle says:
I can't decide if I think this is a crazy moustache or a beard. Or maybe it's some whole new classification that I can't even comprehend.

Whatever it is, it's ridiculous. Thank you for that.

Welcome back sir. Happy to see you.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:29pm - ∞
jeremy says:
Awesome. You better wear that stache in public!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:29pm - ∞
Blastro says:
In a way, your moustache goes on forever.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:29pm - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
.......speechless!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:29pm - ∞
pcain says:
<3
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:32pm - ∞
P Buck says:
Pretty awesome... but technically thats a lot of stache, maybe more than a stache
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:32pm - ∞
zackle says:
Blooms!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:32pm - ∞
McStachafee says:
6 reasons to like this photo, and 5 of them are balloons.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:33pm - ∞
zackle says:
And bloons, too! Thanks, autocorrect.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:33pm - ∞
derble says:
I'll allow it!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:34pm - ∞
C Dub says:
again, today is like Christmas.

awesome, man.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:34pm - ∞
Daniel says:
It's like there is a monkey fast asleep on your head. No one hates a monkey.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:34pm - ∞
The Straub says:
You did WHAT!?! Team monkeytail forever
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:38pm - ∞
Twisted Sistare says:
wow.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:38pm - ∞
MrsCurlyMcGee says:
i think it's more of a backwards 9, if you ask me.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:38pm - ∞
Felix Mustachio says:
Welcome.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:40pm - ∞
Jason says:
MONKEY TAIL!!!! (well played)
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:45pm - ∞
Finn MacCool says:
The monkeytail finally makes a showing.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:46pm - ∞
Fofe says:
I've seen that style before, but never have I seen it worn as well! Nicely done!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:47pm - ∞
PAT says:
HAH!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:50pm - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
Insane.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:58pm - ∞
specialshoes says:
This is incredible! Instant win!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 5:59pm - ∞
KimJongIllness says:
THAT JUST HAPPENED.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:01pm - ∞
Hodges says:
This is all kinds of awesome!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:06pm - ∞
derble goes off to make ew team image
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:18pm - ∞
derble says:
*new
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:18pm - ∞
Zea says:
Oh! Superfantastic! You've changed in wonderful ways since last I saw ye.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:28pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Upside down question mark.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:38pm - ∞
justjamey says:
Balloontiful! Good to see yer face!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 6:49pm - ∞
CurlyMcGee says:
yes yes yes! great to see ya!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:08pm - ∞
andy says:
Freaking amazing.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:10pm - ∞
matt hale says:
Team Awesome is: alijoon
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:14pm - ∞
yourfavorite says:
Haha, Someone was going to do it. Glad to see the Monkey Tail in full effect!

*cough*Mayor*cough*
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:14pm - ∞
Danimal says:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:31pm - ∞
alijoon says:
@derble You probably shouldn't bother. I am not sure how much I can take this. In fact, I was secretly hoping mackle would decide it was a beard and call foul so I could shave it off with guilt.

Also, there is a dangling here on the top of my page. That is funny.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:32pm - ∞
alijoon says:
@Dschonn that is all I see now.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:34pm - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
So slick and so clean. I like.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:46pm - ∞
Chuck Damage says:
Hey Ali
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:56pm - ∞
carynorton says:
just gonna bow down to this straight away. i Really want this to stay all month.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 7:57pm - ∞
mdog says:
i would set up a lurker account for no other friend-in-law.

this is tremendous.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:02pm - ∞
jbarr says:
glad to see the monkey tail...well done!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:05pm - ∞
Shablazm says:
Wow! Bravo on the crazy stache and bravo on the great shot. Fav'd. Mayor!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:20pm - ∞
Jaymz! says:
Ali! I can't vote. But you've already won in my heart. High*five!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:25pm - ∞
Studio-Stache says:
Amazing.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:51pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
That really is great brah!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞
hale says:
i <3 you.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:43pm - ∞
hale says:
oops.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:43pm - ∞
hale says:
you're the best.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:44pm - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
Wow, is it a meard or a boustache?
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:53pm - ∞
damnweather says:
you look like the villain from superman II. not zod, the other guy, the big guy.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:37pm - ∞
damnweather says:
The third of the Kryptonian criminals, Non is "as without thought as he is without voice." At 7 ft (2.1 m) tall, Non is a formidable hulking mute, who easily matches Superman's strength but has the intelligence and sometimes curiosity of a child and communicates only with guttural grunts and growls. Though he lacks the mental ability to use his powers effectively, he does however possess the same taste for destruction as his Kryptonian companions.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:40pm - ∞
Ned Kelly says:
the best monkey news Ive heard for ages
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 11:04pm - ∞
flainez says:
But... But... That's awesome!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 12:14am - ∞
TheStride says:
my head esplode
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 4:53am - ∞
Savvystache says:
team monkeytail? this is just absolutely AWESOME!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:08am - ∞
Christopheles says:
OH MY GOD! How did I miss this!? Absolutely mind blowing.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:29am - ∞
alijoon says:
@damnweather his description is like me too.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:33am - ∞
Mims Attack says:
oh man
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:42am - ∞
JeremyOkai2.0 says:
What's up Ali.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:09am - ∞
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

alijoon

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