"This just in, legendary rapper and facial hair exhibitionist, Just Jamey, has been abducted and held hostage by very dangerous rappers. Just Jamey is a member of Royal Ruckus, an infamous hip-hop group from Bakersfield, California, which began in 1998. Most recently, he is known for his tune celebrating facial hair in 'Whiskerino: The Great Beard Rebellion' and exploring the depths of beer, death, beards, and cute girls in his March album release 'Rumors of Our Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated.' The latter CD is pictured here, leading us to believe that this hostage situation is either a big hoax designed to get facial hair aficionados to buy the Royal Ruckus album from iTunes, CDBaby, Amazon, or BandCamp -- or it is also a distinct possibility that Suge Knight is holding him hostage."

(Never miss an opportunity for shameless self-promotion.)

I posted a CLAME earlier that disappeared randomly. All of my stache pals can head over to our Bandcamp page and enter "moustache" as the coupon code to get 25% off. $7.50 for 14 songs ain't bad.