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  • May 10 @ 11:06am
"There's an entirely different universe beyond that black hole; a point where time and space as we know it no longer exists. We will be the first to see it, to explore it, to experience it!"

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Lusty Razor says:
madstache
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 11:07am - ∞
Lehcar says:
Ha that is a great caption for this photo
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 11:15am - ∞
bhretters says:
As I was exploring the space inside of my nose I think I might've tapped into my brain, AND THEN IT HIT ME!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 11:20am - ∞
miss_tache says:
@bhretters, i see you're ready for your close up!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 11:36am - ∞
Hodges says:
Don't want to go in there!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 1:23pm - ∞
justjamey says:
I've seen better pictures.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:15pm - ∞
taylor says:
nose hairs!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:46pm - ∞
bhretters says:
@justjamey; you're just pissed I called you a square... and my 'stache is better than yours.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:53pm - ∞
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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

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I am a very important person. I've acquired a genetically-altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph; hair arranged by the most advance landscape operator our company can afford. I have a very expensive pen. I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent ones. I attribute this sucess to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio. Though I may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surrounds; let me show you around. Smile, you f_cker, it's not often you get this chance.
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