I hope you also carry your dog while shopping at the grocery store, outfitted in the finest of Afghan wool while talking in a French accent to him/her in the third person:
"Ohhhh.... does Snoopy desire another steaque ? But of course, there are many more steaques for our belle Snoopy. [to butcher]: Yes, Snoopy would require one more petite steques with your pleasure."
Or something like that. Because it would be awesome if you did.
A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.
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