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  • May 23 @ 11:45am

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Stachtastic! says:
No, I said Chocolate Syrup!!!!!!!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:46am -
The Straub says:
It's was a really lousy tour at the Tootsie Pop factory
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:48am -
jrs2j says:
When Cicadas Attack!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:48am -
jnonfiction says:
Peter Gabriel chews out the art director on his first album cover shoot.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:48am -
Mr. Mystery says:
Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be... jammed.

Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:50am -
ElDuQue says:
@mrmystery Dammit! That's EXACTLY what I was going to type! MVC! MVC!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:52am -
Eric says:
"And so ends the tragic tale of the Kool-Aid Man."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:53am -
Binkleberry says:
Eric, OOOOOOOHHHHHH YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:54am -
Capn J says:
Damn you hobos!!!!!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:55am -
the Velvet Hustle says:
I'm telling you it will buff right out, my cousin works with a guy that knows a guy.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:56am -
wondermade says:
"I ran into a crate of ketchup today."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:58am -
Hodges says:
Damn, I told those kids to stop harassing me with strawberry syrup.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:58am -
miguelito says:
ya got me, pardner.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:59am -
MickeyCosmos says:
We now return to "Clown Car Mishaps" on Discovery.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:04pm -
VintageBalderdash says:
You callin’ the Wolf?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:12pm -
Senator Johnson says:
And the award for Most Fear-Inducing Driver's Ed Scare Film goes to.....
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:13pm -
miss_tache says:
"It makes me wonder about the time Michael told me he hit a speedbump on the freeway."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:28pm -
gunsmoke says:
I was gonna say what eric said.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:30pm -
Andrew says:
@mrmystery nailed it
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:31pm -
McLoveBoo says:
I SAID BIG MAC AND FRIES! BIG MAC AND FRIES! AAAARRRRGH!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:34pm -
miss_tache says:
[alternate submission]: "and that's why you always leave a note"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:37pm -
kimmie says:
I wanna lick your winshield.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:41pm -
kimmie says:
*windshield.

why do i feel like I have never typed that word
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:42pm -
Binkleberry says:
Kimmie, TWSS.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:42pm -
kimmie says:
@binkleberry I keeps it clssy...thats why you keeps me
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:44pm -
Blastro says:
PED XING
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:51pm -
McLoveBoo says:
Remember when I wished it would rain donuts? I take it back.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:21pm -
Roscoe says:
that's what you get for parking under obese vampires
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:48pm -
Mcburney says:
Yer Car is Bleeding.. might want to have that looked at.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:58pm -
brokenchopstick says:
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: LONESTAR!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 2:34pm -
android says:
a jelly filled hit and run
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 3:00pm -
Jason says:
so that's what happened to Migs.

also jnonfiction wins for the peter gabriel comment.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 3:27pm -
Easy Rider says:
NO CAR WASH! The red gunk is the only thing keeping the window together!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 4:13pm -
Dannz says:
Wow hahah
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:06pm -
Finn MacCool says:
RIP Strawberry Shortcake.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:38pm -
Clever Chester says:
Oh no...I mixed up the washer fluid and raspberry jam resevoirs again...
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:15pm -
Vanbert says:
where are the homeless window washers when you need them?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:58pm -
Dschonn says:
No, no. I said sundae, not Hyundai.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:21pm -
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