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May 03 @ 1:45pm

Yes, it's real...
A real moustache in all it's blonde splotchiness.
A real rolled taco from Oscar's Taco Shop.
A real nest full of robins that mistook me for their mother due to all of the hair protruding from my upper lip.

Chuck Damage says:: This is fucking awesome!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:48pm - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: Raise them well, Blondie McMamabird!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:50pm - ∞

cody says:: I know you'll make a good mamma!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:52pm - ∞

McStachafee says:: If I was a bird, i'd jump on the chance at eating tacos instead of worms.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:52pm - ∞

Zea says:: You know, if a mother bird finds her babies to smell of tacos, she might...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:52pm - ∞

Hodges says:: 5's and fav'd.......fantastic!!!!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:53pm - ∞

VintageBalderdash says:: hey there he is:) excellent:)
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:54pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: That looks like a good way to make a momma robin attack your stache. Very brave.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:57pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: prepping with the WIRE right now.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:57pm - ∞

ElDuQue says:: Sadly, after this photo was taken Blondie was attacked by the mother Robin, who had left temporarily to recruit the Angry Birds™ birds to reclaim her children. What ensued was a squawking and squealing tornado of geometrically shaped 20 pixel high cartoon insanity..... thaaaaaaat never happened. Goodnight and awesome photo!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:58pm - ∞

Pip says:: Winner.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:59pm - ∞

OhMyGoshman says:: I just threw up in my mouth...
... and then fed it to some birds...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:01pm - ∞

Eric says:: Whoa. This is freaky. But cool.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:04pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Oh that's rich.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:04pm - ∞

Drewgon says:: open wider little fella
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:08pm - ∞

jclutch says:: Wow. Amazing.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:11pm - ∞

aaron b says:: It looks like you put one of the birds in the taco.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:15pm - ∞

Blastro says:: Wh What!?

That is great.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:17pm - ∞

andy says:: Unbelievable! Well done.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:55pm - ∞

Paulie says:: Best story ever!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:01pm - ∞

Shatrick says:: I'm hungry, did you save some for me?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:03pm - ∞

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: you're here!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:12pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: You should tweet this out to all your friends
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:16pm - ∞

Lusty Razor says:: OMG, I'm just now realizing what this is and it's so full of win!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:34pm - ∞

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: Dear God! This must be your best yet!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 4:10pm - ∞

PAT says:: I really thought you had one of those little fellas in your mouth at first...
Nope...just Tuesday.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 4:25pm - ∞

Brian says:: Great
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:00pm - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: birds love tacos. and i love this.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:05pm - ∞

wondermade says:: This is slightly terrifying. The caption pushes it completely to awesome territory.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:02pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: Robins like tacos, so it's understandable...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:52pm - ∞

lurkin good says:: @Senator Johnson hahaha Blondie McMamabird!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:22pm - ∞

JMillsPaysBills says:: If this doesn't win Moustache Mayor, I'm calling shenanigans!

Brilliant!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:28pm - ∞

Jason says:: seriously, amazing.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:19pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: sssssssssssnap!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:26pm - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: Glad you made it dude! And great shot!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:42pm - ∞

brandon says:: I'm with PAT, I thought you'd eaten one of the birds.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:49am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Blondie McLatebloomer

can beat you up!

Blondie McLatebloomer is a member of

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Can you see it? It's there. These staches may not stand out due to their blonde nature but they are as proud and strong as anything else featured here.

Team Blondie is: Benjamin, Blondie McLatebloomer, Fargus, MickeyCosmos, mikalmak, OhMyGoshman, P Buck