It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • May 03 @ 1:45pm
Yes, it's real...
A real moustache in all it's blonde splotchiness.
A real rolled taco from Oscar's Taco Shop.
A real nest full of robins that mistook me for their mother due to all of the hair protruding from my upper lip.

Comments

Chuck Damage says:
This is fucking awesome!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:48pm -
Senator Johnson says:
Raise them well, Blondie McMamabird!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:50pm -
cody says:
I know you'll make a good mamma!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:52pm -
McStachafee says:
If I was a bird, i'd jump on the chance at eating tacos instead of worms.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:52pm -
Zea says:
You know, if a mother bird finds her babies to smell of tacos, she might...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:52pm -
Hodges says:
5's and fav'd.......fantastic!!!!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:53pm -
VintageBalderdash says:
hey there he is:) excellent:)
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:54pm -
ThatGuy says:
That looks like a good way to make a momma robin attack your stache. Very brave.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:57pm -
Hungarian Moustache says:
prepping with the WIRE right now.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:57pm -
ElDuQue says:
Sadly, after this photo was taken Blondie was attacked by the mother Robin, who had left temporarily to recruit the Angry Birds™ birds to reclaim her children. What ensued was a squawking and squealing tornado of geometrically shaped 20 pixel high cartoon insanity..... thaaaaaaat never happened. Goodnight and awesome photo!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:58pm -
Pip says:
Winner.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:59pm -
OhMyGoshman says:
I just threw up in my mouth...
... and then fed it to some birds...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:01pm -
Eric says:
Whoa. This is freaky. But cool.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:04pm -
jnonfiction says:
Oh that's rich.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:04pm -
Drewgon says:
open wider little fella
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:08pm -
jclutch says:
Wow. Amazing.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:11pm -
aaron b says:
It looks like you put one of the birds in the taco.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:15pm -
Blastro says:
Wh What!?

That is great.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:17pm -
andy says:
Unbelievable! Well done.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:55pm -
Paulie says:
Best story ever!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:01pm -
Shatrick says:
I'm hungry, did you save some for me?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:03pm -
MrsCurlyMcGee says:
you're here!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:12pm -
CurlyMcGee says:
You should tweet this out to all your friends
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:16pm -
Lusty Razor says:
OMG, I'm just now realizing what this is and it's so full of win!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:34pm -
thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:
Dear God! This must be your best yet!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 4:10pm -
PAT says:
I really thought you had one of those little fellas in your mouth at first...
Nope...just Tuesday.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 4:25pm -
Brian says:
Great
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:00pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
birds love tacos. and i love this.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:05pm -
wondermade says:
This is slightly terrifying. The caption pushes it completely to awesome territory.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:02pm -
Clever Chester says:
Robins like tacos, so it's understandable...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:52pm -
lurkin good says:
@Senator Johnson hahaha Blondie McMamabird!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:22pm -
JMillsPaysBills says:
If this doesn't win Moustache Mayor, I'm calling shenanigans!

Brilliant!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:28pm -
Jason says:
seriously, amazing.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:19pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
sssssssssssnap!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:26pm -
Dok.Crush says:
Glad you made it dude! And great shot!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:42pm -
brandon says:
I'm with PAT, I thought you'd eaten one of the birds.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:49am -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.