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  • May 23 @ 8:40pm


Clever Chester says:
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?
You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:43pm -
Hodges says:
I'm here to pump........something.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:45pm -
Shablazm says:
"Let's do this. Your gonna love it!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:45pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
see, i told you i could tell time by how light casts shadows over my milk duds
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:49pm -
The Fat Nasty Himself says:
I wouldn't be surprise is i woke and saw that mobile been burend to the ground because of a sparkler.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:51pm -
Hungarian Moustache says:
sparkle sparkle bling bling... this how we like to bring... it!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:54pm -
Mackle says:
Little did everyone know - the suspenders were actually functional
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:56pm -
malphrus says:
milk duds. heh.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:56pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
@mackle the suspenders were functional to almost cover those nipples
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:57pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
but not successful
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:58pm -
wondermade says:
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:03pm -
Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:
everybody loves me.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:03pm -
md2020 says:
"Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:09pm -
miguelito says:
MVC cleverchester
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:43pm -
Ace says:
(no comment)
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:29pm -
cajunhandles says:
these straps are tickling my nipples
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 3:53am -
Beard Goggles says:
I give you a Russian accent in this photo, and you're saying:
"excuse me, let me show you proper technique on how to be amaze."
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 9:20am -
Pip says:
How have I not seen this until today?! It's amazing.
Posted: May 30th, 2011 - 2:11pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.