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  • May 04 @ 1:07pm
Beard v. Moustache Intimidation: A Growing Social Problem

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derble says:
that's zues right?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:08pm -
mooka says:
my, OH MY!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:08pm -
MoustacheofDeath says:
Brilliant. Opposite facial hairs attract.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:11pm -
Maggie says:
serious beard. serious tache!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:13pm -
jnonfiction says:
The disdain that Bearded Dermot Mulroney has for you is palpable
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:14pm -
Brian says:
Holy sasquatch!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:16pm -
jbarr says:
You can take him!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:17pm -
Binkleberry says:
So much epic in one pic. How do you do it?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:18pm -
Lurky Parka says:
POWERBEARD!

Nice stache too.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:20pm -
emsiizilla says:
Whaaaaaaat.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:21pm -
aaron b says:
That is totally unnecessary.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:25pm -
Kippercat says:
One twitch of your moustache and he'll be in pieces! So twitch it!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:29pm -
McLoveBoo says:
God sees everything you know..
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:33pm -
etcvisitor says:
that bearded fellow looks like he is rethinking his decision.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:39pm -
Les4 says:
Is that Rob Zombie?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:46pm -
Chalkdog says:
I was trying for a look of wounded outrage, but instead I'm seeing the face of a neurotic chicken. So much for acting ability.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:04pm -
Senator Johnson says:
Always bet on 'stache! One of my closest, longtime friends looks just like a blonde version of the bearded fella, and I'm pretty sure I could destroy him if I had to! (No offense, Howard.)
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:09pm -
Mackle says:
Um, you took a photo of yourself with God. This deserves some serious recognition.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:21pm -
Dannz says:
One great beard and one great moustache. This picture needs to be shown to men without beards.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:27pm -
saywhatski says:
According to his mood ring he is nervous.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:32pm -
The Straub says:
I smell a sitcoooooom
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:36pm -
Chalkdog says:
HA!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:40pm -
Paulie says:
There is too much awesome in this picture to look at it for more than 5 seconds.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:49pm -
williamwalrus says:
He's looking at your stache in envy and thinking, "Damn I should have done Moustache May instead; he looks fly."
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:55pm -
JMillsPaysBills says:
5 staches for you, and 5 staches for that wondrous beard!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 3:36pm -
Beard Goggles says:
I need the option to vote 6 staches on this. 5 just isn't enough.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:10pm -
Hodges says:
The stache wins!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:19pm -
PAT says:
Lightning Bolt!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:28pm -
thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:
Wow! Hanging offstage with the crew from Lord of the Rings? Awesome!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:32pm -
baffoFEZ says:
LOOK! The tie is the same color of the eyes!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:36pm -
Eric says:
Holy Moses!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:50pm -
¡VivaBigote! says:
Maybe you need new friends.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:23pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Two very foliclely-blessed men.

Surely you can find some common ground.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:47pm -
Jason says:
ZEUS!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:51pm -
MrsCurlyMcGee says:
the sweater vest will protect you.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:10pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
i would be kind of intimidated
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:25pm -
keeperofthefort says:
i'm pretty sure you could take him. my money'd be on you, at least.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:34pm -
Chief Mcstache says:
Thats Demo Dick Marcinko Navy Seal Team 6 Commander. You can take him!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:38pm -
KimJongIllness says:
You don't have to put up with this. In 2011, a moustache has every right to stand tall next to a beard... even one that epic.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 7:18pm -
catfish says:
it's so true.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:33pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
If this where a stock image, I'd buy it
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:08pm -
Hungarian Moustache says:
You are like he man.... or summin'.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:57pm -
Buffering... says:
@TheStraub kills it! Chalkdog has friends in high places.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:48pm -
Slor says:
That tentacle beard is coming to destroy you.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:11pm -
Dschonn says:
See, he has the right attitude when it comes to haircuts.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 1:09am -
pseudonymous says:
WOAH!! great beard! great stache.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:43am -
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