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May 05 @ 7:08am

"Okay, here's your problem. This thing's just been running way too low on Moustache Fluid."

MoustacheofDeath says:: Haha! Keep 'Em coming!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:09am - ∞

Hodges says:: My nephew has that same shirt, only u pull it off better!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:10am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: THis is where I'd just start hitting things with the wrench. Of course that usually works for me.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:12am - ∞

The Straub says:: So that's how cars work!!?
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:12am - ∞

ElDuQue says:: HAhaha my car is in severe need of moustache fluid.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:22am - ∞

renaud says:: Nothing goes better with a lip warmer than a heater and engine maintenance
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:28am - ∞

chopsy says:: epic!! I always thought it was the blinker fluid... now I know which level is the the most vital.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:29am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: I come from a long line of Johnson family mechanics, but I'm lucky I can pump my own gas. Thanks for the helpful automotive tip!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:31am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Just don't fall for the synthetic myth. You need all natural real moustache for that thing.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:32am - ∞

JMillsPaysBills says:: well there's your problem, right there!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:36am - ∞

Kippercat says:: Whoa Chalkdog, there's no stopping you now- it'll be full throttle to mayorsville with that in the engine!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:38am - ∞

Dannz says:: Now I understand that indian paying police moustache thing better. I would comply more with a moustached mechanician. Cars are real complicated I need someone with more than brains, a moustache !
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:41am - ∞

pseudonymous says:: I think i need some of that stuff.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:44am - ∞

Eric says:: Well, your halogen fluid is low. I can top that off for you. Your myaharf lifters need a tweak. We need to replace the air in your tires. And the Winston sprocket needs a complete rebuild. That will be $5000.

I have no understanding of the inner workings of a car.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:51am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: That moustache oil also makes a good wax.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 8:11am - ∞

keifel says:: does that help with the noise in the dohickey?
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 8:29am - ∞

Mrs. Hale says:: my car has been running a little funny...
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 8:41am - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: hah! that t-shirts suits you! cutie!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 9:01am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Somehow we got bumped together. NICE!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 9:37am - ∞

jbarr says:: humerous and super manly all at the same time.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 9:44am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: that watch is way too nice to be wearing while working on the car
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 9:59am - ∞

Binkleberry says:: So, that's my problem!?
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:10pm - ∞

Capn J says:: Don't forget to check the muffler bearings
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:45pm - ∞

Philiciousness says:: It's like adding a supercharger to your engine at a quarter of the cost.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 1:00pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: its always good to make sure your fluids are fresh and filled properly.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 3:37pm - ∞

Klickastache says:: 5'd.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 4:40pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: I think mine needs some of that
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 5:12pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: Chalkdog,
Are you coming to the bash.....roadtrip? let's chat with hungarian...
xoxo
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:50am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

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