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  • May 06 @ 11:12am
Formal Friday or not, the lawn isn't going to mow itself.

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keeperofthefort says:
that's my mowing outfit!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:13am - ∞
mooka says:
ain't that the truth! insta-FAVE
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:13am - ∞
keeperofthefort says:
great color/exposure. love it.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:14am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
Fabustache! Loving the colour, composition, caption. And that's a damn fine 'stache to boot.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:14am - ∞
PAT says:
Lookin' Sharp. But don't you think you'll muss up those nice shoes?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:16am - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
AWESOME!!!! I think we have the same gas can. Flavor Fav.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:16am - ∞
Eric says:
Open that sucker up and race around the neighborhood.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:17am - ∞
DickyJoeCrustache says:
Great pic. The color really is phenomenal.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:17am - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
I sure do like Formal Friday.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:18am - ∞
The Hammer says:
I think the handkerchief makes the outfit a bit too formal but otherwise well done!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:19am - ∞
The Straub says:
Mowing the lawn in a suit shows the grass that you mean business. Sure they hate to be cut, but dammit, they respect you for it
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:21am - ∞
ElDuQue says:
Luigi mower, Mario can, Waluigi center. Great photo, awesome colors! Fave5
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:23am - ∞
jbarr says:
Classy yardboy!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:24am - ∞
Lusty Razor says:
I like your style!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:28am - ∞
Ozzy Nelson says:
One of my renter's owned that same lawnmower. He couldn't get it started, so he through it into the back of his truck. Well, he must have been really pissed because he threw it too hard and it broke the back window.
He ended up paying to get his yard cut from then on, and he left the mower when he moved out. I tinkered with it for about 10 minutes and got it started, no problem. I then gave it to my son-in-law.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:30am - ∞
Hodges says:
Don't mess up those great dudes, you would never forgive yourself!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:31am - ∞
thousand says:
Everything is better in a suit.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:31am - ∞
jnonfiction says:
Sweatstains, ho!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:33am - ∞
Drewgon says:
The lawn never does... what's up with that?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:43am - ∞
Capn J says:
Sweet! CLAME for my '09 FF pic
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:46am - ∞
Brian says:
Quite standing around staring at your camera and get on that lawn.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:49am - ∞
flainez says:
Formal until the end.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:56am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
I almost called this, "A Man, A Can, and a Plan".
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:59am - ∞
android says:
so true, so true.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 12:00pm - ∞
kimmie says:
gettin down to business- lawn and garden style
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 12:02pm - ∞
Kippercat says:
Well if you will sack your staff over nothing at all!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 12:38pm - ∞
catfish says:
you just rule. everything.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 12:51pm - ∞
Jason says:
haha.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 12:59pm - ∞
TheStride says:
Sweet pocketsquare.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:15pm - ∞
mrs. hungarian says:
ours is going to try.

nice colors!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:24pm - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
You should start up a high end, white glove landscaping service where the staff dresses to the nines. Sure, it may be a niche market, but there's a possible goldmine there!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:40pm - ∞
Mackle says:
don't tell anyone but you're my favorite
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:56pm - ∞
GorditoDelgado says:
I love this! Way to dress it up.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:04pm - ∞
Binkleberry says:
And I bet you didn't even break a sweat. So classy.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:08pm - ∞
andy says:
Heck to the yeah! Like this a lot.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:42pm - ∞
*Boy*Wonder* says:
might as well do it in style
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 4:20pm - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
In all occasions, it's important to look one's best.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 4:32pm - ∞
OhMyGoshman says:
Can you mow mine too?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 4:41pm - ∞
Dannz says:
I'd be very worried about getting my clothes dirty if I were doing this photo. Great one.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 5:10pm - ∞
Kippercat says:
I am soooooooo with Mackle on that
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 5:24pm - ∞
MrsCurlyMcGee says:
The best push lawnmower salesman in the tri-state area, Chalkdog's secret was to always match his handkerchief with his tie.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 5:59pm - ∞
Slor says:
This cuts right to the core of me
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 6:12pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
make sure that's not 2 cycle fuel
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:12pm - ∞
Bumgardner says:
Nice. Win
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:30pm - ∞
pidge says:
I love the colors in this photo, especially the green.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:54pm - ∞
Philiciousness says:
I have to say, that is one fantastic suit.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:32pm - ∞
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