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May 12 @ 4:11am

Senator Johnson says:: And from that day forward, he was simply known as "Johnny Nine Hats". This is a strong start for the day. You've set the bar nearly as high as your hats!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:22am - ∞

cajunhandles says:: great idea! and great hats.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:24am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Wonderful. This is so good in so many ways.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:30am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: /me thinks a print trade made be in order.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:31am - ∞

Stacheford says:: Love it
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:52am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: Funny, I think I should have dedicated this shot to chadmcclarnon.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:56am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: @Hungarianmoustache, I'm all for it. By the way, check your voicemail.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:56am - ∞

andrea says:: This reminds me of the children's book Caps for Sale.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:08am - ∞

Daniel says:: Really great shot.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:09am - ∞

Mr. Mystery says:: You hit the theme perfect today!!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:12am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: I'm going to go with the great minds theory on this, because I went for the same idea (and I won't have the opportunity to take another photo today).

For the record, I'd say your nine hats top my seven.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:40am - ∞

keeperofthefort says:: Genius!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:40am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: If you got props, you get props.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:50am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I haven't owned that many hats in my life.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:53am - ∞

matt hale says:: wow.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:03am - ∞

pseudonymous says:: so great.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:14am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: how many gallons of hat is that?
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:19am - ∞

chadmcclarnon steals all your hats. Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:23am - ∞

mooka says:: Excellent in both idea and execution Chalkdog!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:29am - ∞

matador el pelo says:: hats off to you i mean
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:34am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: @chalkdog.. I forgot my phone at home today.. I'll check it when I get home.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:45am - ∞

The Straub says:: A many classy hats! I love this shot!!!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:51am - ∞

Lehcar says:: Wow so great! I hope you win this
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:54am - ∞

kimmie says:: CLAME for what this brought to mind
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:01am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: I know that book well, kimmie!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:09am - ∞

kimmie says:: @chalkdog it was my favorite when i was little...i mean a moustachioed cap peddlar gets attacked bu monkeys...whats not to like?
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:20am - ∞

android says:: excellent job as always, this is a insta favorite for sure.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:21am - ∞

Hodges says:: I agree, this would make a fantastic print. And I think you have been clamebuted faster than anyone before.......nice!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:30am - ∞

C Dub says:: really nice. although, I thought you were being clamebuted by broken chopstick and you were clambut'ng, well, me. It is a logical thing, though, for someone with lots of great hats, to want to stack em all on your head

clame
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:36am - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: what I like about this is one is it is utterly you...classy, the vulnerability makes me laugh/feel tickled. poetic and very expressive!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:46am - ∞

Trenastystache says:: Cool shot. You have a lot of nice hats.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:56am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: An impressive arsenal of hats. Most impressive.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:04am - ∞

yourfavorite says:: Fantastic!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:05am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: Oh and your presence is requested on SenatorJohnson's comment thread. There are questions you may be able to answer.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:05am - ∞

Paulie says:: Steady now... you can do it.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:48am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: @CDub, what a beauty of a photo from Whiskerino! And I didn't even know it existed back in '07 I believe that was? You're absolutely right about owning hats, but as an inadvertant Clamebute with hats I doubt I could have picked something better than your pic. It's gotta be a time/space subconscious thing! Congrats on YOUR wonderful, previous original shot!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:55am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: @mrshungarian, that is really a nice thing to say. Thanks
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:58am - ∞

Eric says:: Hat Jenga.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:09am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: @theVelvetHustle, well my best response to the Magneto question given on SenatorJohnson 's comment thread. A toughie.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:14am - ∞

Kippercat says:: Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:18am - ∞

MickeyCosmos says:: Wow. Eric: the same sort of thing came to mind upon seeing this. That and several witty utterances from Captain jack Sparrow on the topic.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:27am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Classy as hell. Fave 5ed fo shure.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 11:07am - ∞

Mcburney says:: Love this shot.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 11:46am - ∞

Dschonn says:: There was a time when I could have stacked ten hats on my head, but I left most of them in Wisconsin. I think eventually I'd have the arms-too-short problem too.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 12:56pm - ∞

PAT says:: You seem to have doubles of the same hat... hats, one can never have too many.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 1:02pm - ∞

Chalkdog says:: Heh, same hat, different colors.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 1:05pm - ∞

andy says:: Thank you so much for the donation! Great photo today as well. Keep up the good work!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 2:44pm - ∞

Dannz says:: Oh great idea !
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 3:49pm - ∞

Brian says:: Gorgeous photo.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:32pm - ∞

¡VivaBigote! says:: That's an impressive amount of awesome head gear.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:51pm - ∞

Kippercat says:: The sun has got his hat on,
Hip, hip, hip, hooray,
The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:18pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: I'd like some of those hats, but I have a tiny head. I look like a child when I wear them.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:35pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: verr classy and sophisticated in a totally coole awesome way
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:06pm - ∞

Jason says:: this is awesome.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:23pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache thinks you should be mayor for this. Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:56pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: this makes me smile back you!!!! tee hee!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:01pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: hats off to you....a real chapeau torte!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:02pm - ∞

FeXd says:: Hats off to yo.... oh drat, too late.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:20pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Beautiful shot. Sweet hat collection too. I always want to wear them but never really have managed to pull one off.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:36pm - ∞

C Dub says:: @chalkdog your shot here is a thing of beauty. it's not mere coincidence, and definitely much cooler that we both arrived at the idea separately and now with the vertical format and your personal style it's way better executed than mine.

I looked forward to today's theme, worked my ace off today and then fell asleep on the couch til 15 mins too late. lame. well done, man. fav'd
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 12:25am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: This is awesome, and another reason I hate having a job and other responsibilities during May. Sorry I missed this greatness. latefaved.
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 2:24am - ∞

etcvisitor says:: wow, sadly i missed this yesterday.
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 7:46am - ∞

hale says:: fantastic shot!
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 8:51am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Chalkdog

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