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May 23 @ 5:24am

ThatGuy says:: Why the long face Buddy?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:25am - ∞

The Straub says:: Hey guy, why the horse face?

Wait, what? I think I told it wrong
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:28am - ∞

Daniel says:: "Apparently the right to refuses service to anyone really means horses. The discrimination in our society is running rampant."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:30am - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: You can't drink beer with a horse mask on.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:30am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: You can lead a horse to water, but he'll only drink the top shelf stuff.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:31am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: "It gets better the more you drink but you're still sounding a little horse."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:51am - ∞

miguelito says:: bartender says "you look like an ass".

patron says, "don't judge me. i'm just a donkey that likes to drink"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:57am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: "And so I wake up and BAM! there's a human head next to me in bed!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:04am - ∞

Kippercat says:: "Oh, she's a dirty mare!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:06am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: "It's impossible to find an outfitter-- they don't make horseshoes with digits."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:10am - ∞

SirKevin says:: 'You have a whisky called Derek?'

Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:33am - ∞

Mr. Mystery says:: You do seem to really care about his problems.

You sir are a good listener.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:34am - ∞

Eric says:: "...And so the bartender says 'why the hell am I talking to a horse? this is just absurd'"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:37am - ∞

Kippercat says:: I really need this drink, I'm feeling particularly unstable today!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:44am - ∞

Kippercat says:: Horse says: "For heavens sake, take off that ridiculous human head mask- it's not at all convincing
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:46am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: So a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says "Hey you look familiar, did you ever work in Tijuana?"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:57am - ∞

Kippercat says:: Sarah Jessica Parker tries to excuse sex and the city 2, but chalkdog's heard it all before
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:30am - ∞

Capn J says:: You call this an Oat Soda?!?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:51am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: You can lead a horse to beer...
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:54am - ∞

Hodges says:: ".....and they called it pony love......."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:00am - ∞

android says:: "the bartender has this amazing moustache......"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:04am - ∞

ElDuQue says:: MVC Kippercat - so much troof
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:19am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: So I was three other jackass's, whcn.....

Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:20am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Oppss. meant three other jackass's
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:21am - ∞

Easy Rider says:: So I'm nibbling grass and minding my own business then POW I'm some urban cowboy's play toy. Sheesh!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:02am - ∞

Mackle says:: Explaining the Furry Convention was never easy for Wilbur.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:07am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: Ahhahahaha! Mackle
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:22am - ∞

mooka says:: "…and this guy jumps out of this Caddy and chops my cousin's head clean off!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:34am - ∞

Ksee says:: what a horses ass.

Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:48pm - ∞

*Boy*Wonder* says:: and that's when i told him, "quit horsing around!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:06pm - ∞

Philiciousness says:: This is not what I asked for when I went to the plastic surgeon.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:15pm - ∞

Brian says:: So I said "Hey! You know your a real ass!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 2:01pm - ∞

Jason says:: mcburney's whiskerino world has bleed into your bar, i see.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 2:28pm - ∞

Kippercat says:: My wife is such a nag
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 3:19pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: after preakness 2011, animal kingdom was never the same.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 3:41pm - ∞

Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:: Look, I don't care what people say, but I think Shelley Long period on Cheers was much better than Kirstie Alley.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 3:54pm - ∞

Dannz says:: Wow this is so cool.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:09pm - ∞

Blastro says:: "Why couldn't I have been a Jim, or a Tom? Who names their kid Animal Kingdom?"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:24pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: Do you find it strange that I rode a Vespa here?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:24pm - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: Bonus points go to Kippercat for making me laugh out loud. Also,

"No sir, I don't like it."

Not that I don't like this photo. I just like horses from Ren and Stimpy.

Good night, everyone.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:03pm - ∞

wondermade says:: @thatguy nailed it
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:37pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: "So a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar..."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:04pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: No, Mr. Ed was my father.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:55pm - ∞

Hodges says:: Congrats on your mayorship! It is well deserved!
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 12:11am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: @chalkdog Hey, it's the Mayor of Stacheville with the Mare of Stacheville! Congrats on the win - about time too!!
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 12:57am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: Congratulations, Mr Mayor! An overdue reward if ever there was one!
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 2:09am - ∞

Kippercat says:: You should have been mayor so many times- so huge congratulations that all your many talents are rewarded at last- thanks for so many amazing pictures and looking forward to the future ones
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 3:16am - ∞

The Straub says:: Congrats Mr. Mayor!! Now reverse this situation. That horse owes you a beer for a job well done
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 3:17am - ∞

aaron b says:: This is fantastic.
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 5:37am - ∞

mooka says:: Congrats Mayor Chalky-D and well done!!!
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 6:39am - ∞

C Dub says:: wowowowowowowowowow! great shot. and super sorry i didn't see it. glad others made the vote swing in your favor cause this is mayor worthy as all get out
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 1:12pm - ∞

PAT says:: !Mare of Stacheville! G1 MoustacheofDeath

BTW this was grand Mr. mayor.
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 4:27pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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