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  • May 04 @ 4:40am
Bill the Butcher

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brokenchopstick says:
Amsterdam... I'm New York.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:48am - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
You have achieved what every man with a moustache (not so) secretly aspires to! Well done!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:49am - ∞
Amandas Autopsies says:
Hellllo butcher!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:55am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
Oooooh, Evil with a moustache!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:25am - ∞
jnonfiction says:
Mmmmm, Pie.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:41am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
This is total perfection. 5/faved instantly.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:54am - ∞
theAwesomebot says:
excellent!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:04am - ∞
Hodges says:
5"s and fav'd, you nailed it!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:41am - ∞
miguelito says:
by the look of that cleaver carrying hand, plus signet ring, i can tell you're serious
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:49am - ∞
The Straub says:
Such awesome! Awesome
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:52am - ∞
chipgillespie says:
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Well grown, sir.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:39am - ∞
Lusty Razor says:
Holy crap that's creepy. 5's for the willies.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:39am - ∞
jbarr says:
This is officially badass
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:11am - ∞
keeperofthefort says:
yep. i'm scared.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:45am - ∞
mooka says:
I am so with you on this one
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:56pm - ∞
Chief Mcstache says:
I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth! You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fing-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:46pm - ∞
Chief Mcstache says:
I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he lies to me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That's what maintains the order of things. Fear.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:53pm - ∞
Chalkdog says:
Beautifully done!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:54pm - ∞
Chief Mcstache says:
My father gave his life, making this country what it is. Murdered by the British with all of his men on the twenty fifth of July, Anno Domini, 1814. Do you think I'm going to help you befoul his legacy, by giving this country over to them, what's had no hand in the fighting for it?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:23pm - ∞
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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

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