CLAME means 'Click My Name' - if someone says it, click their name!

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  • May 18 @ 7:34pm
So the other day these big stupid idiot jocks in geography class pushed me and took a picture while i was falling. I COULD HAVE HIT THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND BEEN PERMANENTLY INJURED, but they just thought it was funny. I guess they would have thought getting sued because I lost the use of my lower body and had a permanent stutter would have been funny too? IDIOTS.

Anyway, it turns out that they made a fake myspace account with my picture and were sending crazy messages to girls while pretended to be me. I was mad at first, then I realized that mimicry is the greatest form of flattery. Those jack-donkeys are so unoriginal that they have to pretend to be a more handsome guy just to talk to girls.

Sorry guys, my mom says i cant be duplicated...


Dschonn says:
No one else does this like you. No one.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:39pm -
Hodges says:
Hahaha! This is great!!!!!!
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:41pm -
C Dub says:
makes me think, "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:46pm -
Chalkdog says:
brilliant and hilarious caption, danimal
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:55pm -
jmathias says:
pretty great stuff.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:11pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
your mom is right
and those guys are jack asses
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:27pm -
emsiizilla says:
Oh. Man.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:52pm -
Andrew says:
jack-donkeys is now my new favorite all-time phrase. ever.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:52pm -
B. Michael Underhill says:
This happened to me all the time. And i was home schooled.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 9:22pm -
jnonfiction says:
It's like you're feeding my soul
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 5:36am -
Mackle says:
they're right. you own this like none other
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:17pm -
justjamey says:
You did it! Even my clamebute today just doesn't hold a candle to the real thing.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 8:18pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.