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  • May 03 @ 6:07pm
It's only May 3rd and this is already shaping up to be the WORST MONTH OF MY LIFE.

First, my STUPID IDIOT step dad deleted the royal wedding BEFORE I EVEN SAW IT to tivo his loser hockey game. Now I have to wait 9 billion years until prince harry gets married. Maybe by then I wont live with SELFISH JERKS.

THEN TODAY. I tried to show up to baseball tryouts, and Coach Sanders said Home-Ec called and they need another lady to join. I told him he should ask Cindy Carlyle, and he just laughed and said to come back when I'm man enough to practice without crying.

LIKE IT'S MY FAULT I HAVE ASTHMA AND CAN'T RUN FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT??

Idiots.

Comments

aaron b says:
LMFAO dude.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:08pm -
Hodges says:
Freakin hilarious!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:09pm -
Shularbrau says:
damn man. i just signed up for an account like 10 minutes ago and just saw your profile. happy to see you playing the game better than anybody i know, even if i'm not playing. have fun. cheers.

not to be creepy, but i will be watching you every day this month.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:11pm -
falfa says:
definitely outstanding Bo Jackson shirt.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:14pm -
Robfrenzy says:
it'll be ok. you'll make it through.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:16pm -
theAwesomebot says:
That shirt is fantastic. Bo knows worst days of your life. clame.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:26pm -
mooka says:
I will be requiring more prose from you from now on…
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:27pm -
Eric says:
And, on top of everything, my damn Stretch Armstrong broke!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:27pm -
RunningAntelope says:
i hear bo jackson use to be president of his neighborhood crocheting club
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:29pm -
alijoon says:
Yeah it is. Get over yourself.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:29pm -
jmathias says:
This is my favorite.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:30pm -
catfish says:
write a book based on your facial hair experiences with your step dad, he troubles therein and the trials and tribulations throughout. just do it.

for me.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:31pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
you are f'n killing me man. so funny
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:34pm -
Gavin says:
the coach clearly isn't aware of how awesome your Bo Jackson shirt is.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:41pm -
Danimal says:
@gavin WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:45pm -
Gavin says:
i'm lurking
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:47pm -
andy says:
Great expression. Equally good caption!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:53pm -
kimmie says:
sweet blouse!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:56pm -
jnonfiction says:
I feel like a man, in a desert, dying of thirst, who has just tasted water for the first time in days and days.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:58pm -
jonshell says:
YES.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:10pm -
Paulie says:
Best caption ever.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:28pm -
Clever Chester says:
Bo knows Home-Ec. So. the joke's on Coach Sanders...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:29pm -
Andrew says:
Man. I have been missing this. Thanks.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:39pm -
wondermade says:
Yes!!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:56pm -
Senator Johnson says:
How did I overlook this pic earlier? Shame on me, for denying myself the BEST CAPTION EVER!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:59pm -
J Dub says:
Dov Charney?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:07pm -
justjamey says:
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I live for this.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:16pm -
ThatGuy says:
I'm faving this just so I can more easily find it and reread the caption. So great.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:22pm -
Ned Kelly says:
not another worst month damn sports n that step dad of yours
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:30pm -
jbarr says:
bo knows moustaches!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:50pm -
Elusiveradio says:
Come on over to my place, the wedding is protected on my DVR. We can giggle at the Brits together.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:19pm -
revgoomba says:
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:01am -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.