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May 06 @ 10:02am

"We've finally arrived at the Cogdill Cemetary. You know, they say that Ash Williams is buried out here.."

"Silence, Mr. Head! I need absolute concentration to summon these spirits! One false word could ruin the entire encantation!"

"Sorry, Dok."

"Hmm.. ahh.. Here they are. CLATTO... VERATA... NICTO! Come to me, my EVIL DEAD!"

Hodges says:: This continues to make me laugh. Good job my friend!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:05am - ∞

mooka says:: muuaaaahaaahaaaahhaaaaa!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:06am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Oh, sorry vicar. Just leaving...
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:13am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: EVIL WILL PREVAIL!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:13am - ∞

Eric says:: Great. I warn and I warn and I warn but there's just no getting through.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:17am - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: This is getting good, er I mean evil.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:20am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: i was wondering where my glasses went
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:29am - ∞

gunsmoke says:: You know what Evil Dead love? White Castle.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:36am - ∞

Oldstache says:: lol love it

Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:41am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: @gunsmoke is correct now don't skimp and try to offer them Krystals. Only White Castle.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:42am - ∞

The Hammer says:: I like what is happening here!

Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:50am - ∞

Slor says:: I don't know how I haven't been following this .
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:53am - ∞

Anchors Down says:: This looks a bit like it could be a screengrab from that new Mickey Rourke, Megan Fox movie, "Passion Play", and well, no one would ever know.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:10am - ∞

The Straub says:: I think it's necktie. Pretty sure it's necktie
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:19am - ∞

Mr. Ash says:: Way to brave it at night.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:34am - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: @TheStraub I considering using that in my post, but the thing is, I only wear bowties. You have to limit believability at some point.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:38am - ∞

TheStride says:: Yeah, that real good.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:19pm - ∞

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: @thevelvethustle gunsmoke right on! always white castle, never krystal!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:24pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: @thevelvethustle gunsmoke oops, forgot the mrs was logged in. she would not approve of either.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:27pm - ∞

Easy Rider says:: Tip O' the hat to you. I couldn't carry off such a lengthy theme!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 4:05pm - ∞

Dannz says:: I imagine someone passing by, getting scared, and running home in fear.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 5:05pm - ∞

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: @curlymcgee thevelevethustle gunsmoke i clear my name of all involvement in approving white castle and/or krystal as purveyors of good food. i will, however, approve the taste (though not appearance) of dusseldorf mustard.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 6:04pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: Dude, bro, come down to tampa and stay in our guest bedroom,
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:09pm - ∞

Lady Raymerian says:: Egads, summoning spirits?? Evil Dead?? What am i facing???
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:09pm - ∞

justjamey says:: You freak me out. In a good way.

Also, I don't know who is sabotaging your votes. You should be getting straight 4s and 5s from everybody!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:13pm - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: @sMOUSTACHErman If I manage to get down there, I definitely will give you a jingle. Are you going to make it to the stache bash this year? Seriously. If not able to pay, I would start a firstgiving account for it to happen. Bring that chubby baby too. I suppose I could tolerate the wife as well. :)

justjamey Thanks man, that means a lot.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:37pm - ∞

Philiciousness says:: Why do I get a New Orleans feel?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:28pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Dok.Crush

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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

Team Handlebar is: andy, baffoFEZ, Binkleberry, Blastro, Boaz, brokenchopstick, Chalkdog, Chief Mcstache, Clever Chester, creepster, Cuckold, CurlyMcGee, dance=pants, Dannz, Dok.Crush, Easy Rider, etcvisitor, gragaband, Hodges, istbenz, Jesse, Justie Just, justjamey, k_scott, Ksee, Les4, Mackle, malphrus, MatthewCallis, mc sauce, md2020, mooka, MoustacheofDeath, Ned Kelly, Paulie, pcain, Phil, pseudonymous, rnnbrwn, Robfrenzy, silentbobuk, Stachtastic!, tepejm, The Straub, VintageBalderdash, wjdm, Woody, ZekeThePlumber

Age:: 28
Location:: Lexington, KY
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About:: My name is Doctor Baron Neville Finklebottom von Crushtein. You may call me Dok.Crush. In my quest for villainy, I am assisted by the nefarious automaton, Mr.Head.

I have recently acquired a fiance.

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