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"Avast! What be the purpose of this parley? And why ye be armed?"
"First off, this place is a lot nicer looking inside than it is outside. Secondly, I need your finest pirates (within a reasonable price) for a quality henching this weekend, against my nemesis, the LadyRaymerian. And thirdly, aren't you armed?"
"YARRR! Fair 'nuff. But yes. On the condition that ye be bringing us a quality booty of our own choosin'."
"Sounds fair. I take it you'll be needing some gold of some variety? Dubloons?"
"Nay, instead, I would like you t' fill this treasure chest full o' black jellybeans! I'm starving, and we've already fulled our quota for doubloons this quarter!"
"Absolutely! Sounds like a deal."
"First off, this place is a lot nicer looking inside than it is outside. Secondly, I need your finest pirates (within a reasonable price) for a quality henching this weekend, against my nemesis, the LadyRaymerian. And thirdly, aren't you armed?"
"YARRR! Fair 'nuff. But yes. On the condition that ye be bringing us a quality booty of our own choosin'."
"Sounds fair. I take it you'll be needing some gold of some variety? Dubloons?"
"Nay, instead, I would like you t' fill this treasure chest full o' black jellybeans! I'm starving, and we've already fulled our quota for doubloons this quarter!"
"Absolutely! Sounds like a deal."
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