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  • May 11 @ 7:33pm
"Avast! What be the purpose of this parley? And why ye be armed?"

"First off, this place is a lot nicer looking inside than it is outside. Secondly, I need your finest pirates (within a reasonable price) for a quality henching this weekend, against my nemesis, the LadyRaymerian. And thirdly, aren't you armed?"

"YARRR! Fair 'nuff. But yes. On the condition that ye be bringing us a quality booty of our own choosin'."

"Sounds fair. I take it you'll be needing some gold of some variety? Dubloons?"

"Nay, instead, I would like you t' fill this treasure chest full o' black jellybeans! I'm starving, and we've already fulled our quota for doubloons this quarter!"

"Absolutely! Sounds like a deal."

Comments

Hodges says:
You are keeping mebin suspense over here!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:37pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
Nefarious
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:38pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
Black Jellybeans! Unconscionable!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:38pm - ∞
Klickastache says:
My Dad always ate all the black ones. Never really got to have one until I moved out...haha!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:42pm - ∞
CurlyMcGee says:
old dastardly pirate blackbean, i should have known.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:42pm - ∞
Blastro says:
Get that old dude!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:43pm - ∞
etcvisitor says:
this negotiation process was a lot more reasonable and smooth than i had anticipated.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:43pm - ∞
Dok.Crush says:
credit goes to theVelvetHustle for the idea of using black jellybeans. stay tuned for tomorrow!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:44pm - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
why not.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:52pm - ∞
Another Rachel says:
I taught my kindergarteners a song called "Talk like a Pirate Day" in music class today. They thought it was hilarious!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:53pm - ∞
andy says:
Avast!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:12pm - ∞
mooka says:
Get 'em Dok!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:41pm - ∞
miss_tache says:
i wonder if LadyRaymerian would be interested in forming an alliance. . .
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:45pm - ∞
Mackle says:
Calendar archive fixed.

Mind toning down that gear background? It's insanely clashing with the moustache pattern and driving my brain bonkers. At least drop the opacity a good 50%. please.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:45pm - ∞
Dok.Crush says:
@Mackle Can do, sir. Thanks muchly.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:57pm - ∞
Dok.Crush says:
@Mackle .. Is that good? Kinda a freshbie at webpage design.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:18pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
No need to tone down the awesome though
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:20pm - ∞
Mackle says:
yes, way better! and I agree with smoustacherman.. your images don't even need any crazy CSS going on, you got the goods enough as it is.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:29pm - ∞
Clever Chester says:
So that is where all the pirates went...they became KY business men.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:36pm - ∞
keeperofthefort says:
Me and thestraub ain't no squares. You're the square!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:43pm - ∞
Lady Raymerian says:
@Miss_tache - SUrE! Welcome to team heroine!!! Oh, wait, that sounds off doesn't it??
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:08pm - ∞
teenagerobot says:
black jelly beans is my kind of booty.
klickastache, none of my kids will taste a black jelly bean until they've moved out.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 3:24am - ∞
Dok.Crush says:
Hey, KeeperOfTheFort. Thanks for your awesome comment, regardless of my photo orientation. I'm sure everyone else appreciated receiving the exact same message from you. Also, I'm sure TheStraub enjoyed seeing that message 300 times on his dashboard. You the man.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:06pm - ∞
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Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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