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  • May 12 @ 7:43pm
"So, remind me again why we're here at TheVelvetHustle Candy Shop getting these black jellybeans again, Dok?"

"To pay the Head of the Landlocked Pirate Union, of course, for services to be rendered. We have to have quality henchmen to fight LadyRaymerian this weekend, and you're just a bit too diminutive, Mr.Head."

"So they actually like black jellybeans? I didn't think anyone liked them."

"Of course not. But Union 722 is attempting a more family-friendly approach to torture, and black jellybeans are the perfect approach. They briefly considered using circus peanuts or candy corn, but they were deemed too far grotesque forms of torture. Certain focus groups actually begged to be water-boarded. You simply have to love corporate approaches to pirating... much more civilized than the olden days."

"I suppose."

Comments

Eric says:
You monster! Leave the beans alone, they didn't do anything!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:46pm -
Hodges says:
Lol, I would have paid to see you in that store in your outfit! Love it!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:47pm -
the Velvet Hustle says:
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:48pm -
Dok.Crush says:
@Hodges How much would you pay to see the little girl that squealed at me when she actually looked me in the face with my evil sunglasses and hat on? Tee hehehehe. Oh, wait. MWAHAHHAHAHAHA. There we go.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:52pm -
The Straub says:
Hard to believe they let you in to places

Great shot
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:53pm -
Hodges says:
I am LMAO on the couch right now at your last comment!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:53pm -
Jvar says:
There is a joke about giving candy to small children some where in there...
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:08pm -
mooka says:
get 'em Dok!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:13pm -
Chalkdog says:
Ha, love this.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:28pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
beans beans...
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:42pm -
Senator Johnson says:
If they have any banana Runts, can you pick me up a scoop? I'll pay you back in evil deeds!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:49pm -
jbarr says:
candy thief!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:56pm -
Lady Raymerian says:
beans beans the evil fruit, the more you eat the more viley you toot, the more viley you people you kill, so lets eat black jelly beans in every mel!!!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:07pm -
wondermade says:
Those will blend nicely with your outfit.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:14pm -
CurlyMcGee says:
Foreman Blackbean will be pleased.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:30pm -
teenagerobot says:
black jelly beans, circus peanuts, and candy corn.
my kind of torture.
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 1:14am -
Amandas Autopsies says:
Sorry old boy, I never did get back to you about Dr. Steel, CLAME
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 5:47am -
SWAGGER says:
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THOSE GLASSES!!!!! nice stache and cool pic
Posted: May 13th, 2011 - 12:46pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.