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  • May 14 @ 3:49pm
"Thanks for meeting here, my good pirates. Just a quick question... Why are you wearing blue jeans?"

"Just a part of our recent contract negotiations. Everyone enjoys wearing a quality pair of blue jeans.. why not pirates?"

"Good point, I guess. I just figured you were into traditional pirate wear. No matter. How best do you think it would be to approach this attack? LadyRaymerian is quite the worthy foe."

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Hodges says:
Keep them coming, never a dull moment!
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 3:50pm - ∞
mooka says:
Finklebottom
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 4:07pm - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
Why not.
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 4:23pm - ∞
MrsCurlyMcGee says:
there are too many smiles for this to be true villainy.
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 4:48pm - ∞
Dannz says:
Haha jeans pirates, cool.
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 6:02pm - ∞
Lady Raymerian says:
@MrsCurlyMcGee We delight in our evil deeds. Can you blame us?
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 6:37pm - ∞
Dok.Crush says:
Whoops! That was me.
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 7:08pm - ∞
Blastro says:
One day, I'm gonna get me a cane as evil as yours.
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 9:21pm - ∞
Lady Raymerian says:
@blastro try CLAME for a start
Posted: May 14th, 2011 - 9:55pm - ∞
revgoomba says:
It's a trap.
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 2:56am - ∞
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