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  • May 16 @ 8:43pm
"But you ran away, Dok!"

"Nevermind your naysaying, Mr.Head. I have to be accompanied by some sort of henchmen, you know the Code of Villainy. And when Rusty Nail mutinied against Cap'n Dingus, I no longer had any henchmen. Besides, how was I supposed to defend myself from LadyRaymerian and her flintlock with nothing but my cane? Now, if you don't mind, I need to catch up on some sleep after all that running. You know I'm not used to all that physical activity. I'm more of a thinking man's villain."

"That's what I tell all the other sidekicks, Dok. I'll stay here and watch guard. Do you need Red Robot to keep you company?"

"Of course. Now cease your endless babbling."

"Yes, sir.


Hodges says:
There is no rest for Evil, what do you think you are doing?
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:44pm -
etcvisitor says:
what is that the giant key to!!!?!?!?!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:45pm -
mooka says:
even when you sleep you look dastardly
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:16pm -
Lady Raymerian says:
So, not only do you run away like a little girlie the second your henchmen begin to mutiny, you even colour coordinate your lamp, sheets, shirt and ickle stuffed robot.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:17pm -
rachel says:
You two must have the most interesting sex life.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:16pm -
Fofe says:
Sleep well.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:30pm -
teenagerobot says:
what did you expect with only two pirate henchmen, and in jeans no less? Never trust a pirate in jeans to do any really good henchmanning.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 1:26am -
justjamey says:
And it don't stop, and it don't quit!
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 11:18am -
Lady Raymerian says:
@rachel- we'll let you know ;)
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 8:55pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.