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"But you ran away, Dok!"
"Nevermind your naysaying, Mr.Head. I have to be accompanied by some sort of henchmen, you know the Code of Villainy. And when Rusty Nail mutinied against Cap'n Dingus, I no longer had any henchmen. Besides, how was I supposed to defend myself from LadyRaymerian and her flintlock with nothing but my cane? Now, if you don't mind, I need to catch up on some sleep after all that running. You know I'm not used to all that physical activity. I'm more of a thinking man's villain."
"That's what I tell all the other sidekicks, Dok. I'll stay here and watch guard. Do you need Red Robot to keep you company?"
"Of course. Now cease your endless babbling."
"Yes, sir.
"Nevermind your naysaying, Mr.Head. I have to be accompanied by some sort of henchmen, you know the Code of Villainy. And when Rusty Nail mutinied against Cap'n Dingus, I no longer had any henchmen. Besides, how was I supposed to defend myself from LadyRaymerian and her flintlock with nothing but my cane? Now, if you don't mind, I need to catch up on some sleep after all that running. You know I'm not used to all that physical activity. I'm more of a thinking man's villain."
"That's what I tell all the other sidekicks, Dok. I'll stay here and watch guard. Do you need Red Robot to keep you company?"
"Of course. Now cease your endless babbling."
"Yes, sir.
Dok.Crush
can beat you up!
Team Handlebar
A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.
Team Handlebar is: andy, baffoFEZ, Binkleberry, Blastro, Boaz, brokenchopstick, Chalkdog, Chief Mcstache, Clever Chester, creepster, Cuckold, CurlyMcGee, dance=pants, Dannz, Dok.Crush, Easy Rider, etcvisitor, gragaband, Hodges, istbenz, Jesse, Justie Just, justjamey, k_scott, Ksee, Les4, Mackle, malphrus, MatthewCallis, mc sauce, md2020, mooka, MoustacheofDeath, Ned Kelly, Paulie, pcain, Phil, pseudonymous, rnnbrwn, Robfrenzy, silentbobuk, Stachtastic!, tepejm, The Straub, VintageBalderdash, wjdm, Woody, ZekeThePlumber
- Age:
- 28
- Location:
- Lexington, KY
- Link:
- www.beveragefiend.com
- Currently: →
- @crai9dusher
- About:
- My name is Doctor Baron Neville Finklebottom von Crushtein. You may call me Dok.Crush. In my quest for villainy, I am assisted by the nefarious automaton, Mr.Head.I have recently acquired a fiance.Proud Participant of:Moustache May 2011Moustache May 2010Moustache May 2009Perfect Attendance
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