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  • May 17 @ 9:09pm
"I have it! At last! I have deduced the correct method to recruit the perfect henchman!"

"You've reached the Council of Evil Shadows Hench Support.
Please press 1 to contact someone regarding zombies."

"Been there, done that. Meh."

"Please press 2 to contact the Union of Landlocked Pirates."

"Definitely not making that mistake again. Those blundering dolts couldn't find their posterior with two hands and a torch."

"Please press 3 to contact the Guild of Caucasian Ninjas."

"That sounds vaguely promising. Let's go with that."

"You've selected 3 for the Guild of Caucasian Ninjas. Please hold."

"OH SWEET MOTHER OF ALL EVIL! Elevator music! Blast!"

Comments

yourfavorite says:
This is amazing. Maniacal even!
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:10pm -
Hodges says:
Can't wait to see ninjas!
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:10pm -
Shatrick says:
Your sunglasses are super sweet, just thought you should know.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:13pm -
justjamey says:
Great conclusion for today's post!
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 10:16pm -
Trenastystache says:
Very sinister.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 10:29pm -
mooka says:
voice jail is evil!
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 11:05pm -
titaness says:
Caucasian Ninjas..... this will be fun
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 11:13pm -
teenagerobot says:
good thing this isn't actually a rotary dial phone...
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 2:13am -
jnonfiction says:
Elevator Music: The Mother Of All Evil.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:06am -
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