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May 02 @ 9:33pm

"Zounds! What's that you've uncovered, Mr.Head?"

"A newspaper, my good Dok, the latest issue of The Pernicious Press. It says here that your *ahem* "a recent" arson plot was foiled by the do-goodings of none other than Lady Raymerian . Looks like she's doing up some follow up investigation as well."

"A delight! Yet another hero to vanish! I simply must begin a plot of attack at once!"

"Very well, sir. Where would you like to start first?"

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: this smells of yella' journalism.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:35pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: pernicious indeed
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:37pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Bloody hell.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:38pm - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: No! Now I can't sleep! I must know how this turns out! Will LadyRaymerian continue to foil your attempts? Will evil prevail? Where can I find a good puppy BBQ joint in or around East Nashville? Guess I'll just have to tune in tomorrow.....
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:47pm - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: You dastardly villain!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:50pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: @senatorjohnson brings up some great questions. I'm locked in.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:52pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: I'd prefer CPT. Chicken Pad Thai
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:54pm - ∞

smokeythebear says:: love the monkey!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:59pm - ∞

smokeythebear says:: My bad doc is that mr. Head
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:04pm - ∞

Paulie says:: I've the feeling this is going to be a fantastic series.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:04pm - ∞

Lady Raymerian says:: I should have known it was you along!! Dok.Crush do not expect to get away with such dastardly deeds sir!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:05pm - ∞

justjamey says:: YOU WIN!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:07pm - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: CLAME for closeup of the newsstand
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:14pm - ∞

mooka says:: @dokcrush is snidely and vile!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:14pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: don't pull the trigger tigger, info is explosive!

Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:45pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: a dollar goes a long way as says the price of that news box, but it was 1000 dollars that bought me a plate at that puppy barbecue... i want my money back.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:51pm - ∞

kimmie says:: This for some reason reminds me of dr robotnik...some stached out ginger needs to execute that.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:14pm - ∞

hankbobs says:: DUDE! Excellent work again! You gotta get off the late night crew so you can win some of the mayors you deserve. You are working way to hard to post at 9:33pm!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:09am - ∞

teenagerobot says:: Introduction to epic storyline + collaboration with LadyRaymerian = sooooo followed.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:02am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞

Dannz says:: Hey great outfit ! A real victorian.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:44am - ∞

Eric says:: Bah! Flimshaw! Pure jingoism!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:21am - ∞

Chief Mcstache says:: I look forward to seeing this drama play out all month. Staying tuned!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:59pm - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: @MrsCurlyMcGee Nice one.
Curly McGee Benny G be praised.
HungarianMoustache Yup.
SenatorJohnson Puppy BBQ is the next big thing. Just ask Chef Bobby Flay. I mean, seriously, is there a more evil chef name than "Flay"?
ChuckDamage You angry commenter.
sMOUSTACHErman Sounds intriguing.
smokeythebear You are correct.. Mr.Head is a tiny robot.
Paulie That's what I'm shooting for. It's a bear though.
justjamey Unlikely.
mooka I would probably say that both snidelyvile and macburney are probably my biggest influences this year.
mrs.hungarian ker-pow.
etcvisitor I'll see what I can do. The League of Evil Shadows will see to it.
kimmie That would be sweet. I would definitely be open for collaboration on that.
hankbobs I think mayor is unlikely for me period. Three years running of perfect attendance doesn't seem to mean much. There's just way too much awesome on here.
teenagerobot Thanks dude. Your series is looking pretty good also.
MoustacheofDeath Yup.
Dannz Thanks, man. That's what I'm shooting for.
Eric Excellent buzzwording.
ChiefMcstache Thanks man. Much appreciated.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 8:38pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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