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  • May 23 @ 5:55pm


Hodges says:
I am Going to kick that kids a$$ that threw those tacks in the road!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:56pm -
Dannz says:
Flat tire, please do not get Dschonn late for his photos again.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 5:57pm -
ThatGuy says:
"My stache's curls got all wonky when I fell off my bike on the trail"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:04pm -
The Straub says:
TAKE THAT WORLD!!!! I'll flatten all of your tires!!!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:06pm -
Blastro says:
The downside of self-locomotion.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:07pm -
Eric says:
"...And this time, it's personal."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:08pm -
El Jefe says:
I should start rollerblading.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:08pm -
The Fat Nasty Himself says:
So sad.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:08pm -
derble says:
@eljefe comment win
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:50pm -
Andrew says:
I third rollerblading. For some reason I'd even pay to see you rollerboogie-ing
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:00pm -
Chalkdog says:
"This thumbtack and the residual DNA it carries is only the first step leading towards a just and sweet revenge which will chill the hearts of Portland residents for years!"
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:00pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Hopefully, today was a better day for you, friend.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:35pm -
aaron b says:
@eljefe On my ride to work the other morning I saw a dude rollerblading somewhere wearing a backpack. There are no sidewalks or bike lanes here. He was in the street, just left of the gutter. He was scooting like he had somewhere to be. It was like 6:15am. Probably normal for some places, but pretty weird for Oklahoma.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:40pm -
Vanbert says:
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:47pm -
rachel says:
on pins and needles
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:05pm -
Jason says:
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:17pm -
etcvisitor says:
tacksation without representation.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:27pm -
Clever Chester says:
He questioned the she-wolf as she told him the brass tack would re-inflate his tires. "You said the last one would make my bike fly like E.T.'s, and that is how my tire became deflated; and you told me degreasing my chain would make it submersible?"

She just stared with bewilderment.

"Are you sure this time it will work?" he said with hesitation.

As he slowly inserted the brass tack, she finally spoke up, "You aren't even a bike salesman to begin with, are you?"

At this point, he realized she had no magic powers, and questioned the authenticity of the DVD's he had purchased from her earlier.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:08pm -
wondermade says:
He wanted to have the tire from his wall. Though the thumbtack was advertised as capable of supporting 80 lbs, he didn't buy it.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:08pm -
Fofe says:
Only solid rubber tires for me, sure they ride hard, but you never get a flat.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:16pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
Now my bike has tap shoes.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:59pm -
alijoon says:
How the hell did this tire get on my thumbtack?
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 7:12am -
revgoomba says:
So... it was YOU!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 12:58pm -
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