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  • May 17 @ 8:37am
Sorry I'm not keeping up on this like I should. I shouldn't have committed to this, on the eve of getting married. But I'll keep posting as I can.

Also, I had to let the chin hair come in a bit for the wedding, at the wife's request. But the moustache integrity remains intact. I'll bring it back in a minute. :)

On to today's photo... I've been dealing with a nasty kidney stone for several months (a trip to the emergency room about a month ago). And in a crazy moment of serendipity Sunday, I think I finally passed the stone… during my wedding reception… at the country club urinal I've been peeing in since I was a little kid.

Some might see it as a symbol of cleansing the past & starting something new, but it was just a hilarious coincidence.

This photo was taken right after getting married/passing that stone. It's subtle, but the sense of relief is in the eyes.

Comments

ThatGuy says:
Why do so many wives seem to hate the moustache so much? I just don't understand. Congratulations on the nuptuals. Now clear that chin and get back in the game. Your Stone Free.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 8:44am - ∞
keifel says:
congrats on the nuptials and finding a minute to check in with us.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 8:54am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
Congratulations on your marriage and glad to hear of the end of that k.s. pain, too.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:01am - ∞
GrapeS says:
you need to shave that chin, marina loves my moustache.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:17am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
It's not often you hear "kidney stones" and "hilarious" in the same passage... glad that's over for ya!

Of course, now you're married you can do exactly what you want, have a moustache, leave your shirt on the floor and all the rest of it...
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:22am - ∞
Boaz says:
great that u kept hangin in there... now u can go shave back down to that glorious stache. And I totally understand needing to not imortalize a wedding stache. The kidz and grandkidz would have had their fun with that forever :{)
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:45am - ∞
Grower&Shower says:
Glad to see you still on here.

Oh and... Nebraska REPRESENT!!

I grew up in Fairmont, a farming village south of Lincoln.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 1:11pm - ∞
wondermade says:
Congrats on the nuptials and on passing that stone. Both significant and hopefully permanent.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 5:40pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
THAT is a story.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 5:48pm - ∞
Mackle says:
Hey man, no sweat! Glad to hear the wedding went well AND you passed the stone. Quite a relief! I'll see ya around the internets.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 11:27pm - ∞
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