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May 16 @ 5:58am

I toss and turn when I sleep.

When I wake, this is usually the horror that awaits.

Oh, if only there was some kind of substance, something stiff, yet pliable, to put on my moustache to keep it in place. Why, it would help me with the ladies and in the corporate world!

Does anyone know of such a substance?

File under "I WANT THAT DAMN MOUSTACHE WAX Mackle"

GrapeS says:: haha i wake up with mine in my nose...
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:00am - ∞

Hodges says:: This is too funny. I think you are spot on here!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:03am - ∞

Elusiveradio says:: You deserve the wax!!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:07am - ∞

The Straub says:: GIVE HIM THE WAX!!!

This is something I know all too well. Should have been a theme day. Bed-stache
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:14am - ∞

Dannz says:: Give him the wax ! So he could do a waxed moustache roof pic.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:16am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: It's called a moustache snood. CLAME
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:58am - ∞

Mr. Mystery says:: Maybe you can make bed-stache be as popular as bed-hair!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:15am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Moustache in High Wind
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:17am - ∞

gunsmoke says:: @hungarianmoustache Your moustache knowledge is massive. Something to aspire to.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:21am - ∞

keifel says:: you do seem deserving...
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:23am - ∞

miguelito says:: haha nice campaign
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:02am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Great campaign for sure. You have demonstrated a very clear need for the wax. Well done.

hungarianmoustache is that thing really for keeping your stache in order while you sleep? That's wild.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:07am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: You need it! And you're going to win it!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:36am - ∞

MickeyCosmos says:: Oh boy, that is frightening.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:05am - ∞

Eric says:: Mackle - FYI, this is my campaign for wax.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 3:40pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: I tried a side part in my moustache once. It didn't take.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 3:53pm - ∞

The Fat Nasty Himself says:: I'm on the lookout for a good leather scented moustache wax.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:56pm - ∞

mooka says:: pretty convincing
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:58pm - ∞

Fofe says:: I hate when that happens!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:27pm - ∞

justjamey says:: Bedstache! I think you're going to get some wax. This is too good.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 11:09am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Eric

hates having hair on his chin

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Eric

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