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  • May 03 @ 11:07am
All the news that's fit to print. I really do miss this fine publication.

From the week of March 8, 2004.

According to the article, Osama and Saddam adopted a small, shaved chimp as their child.

Comments

Dok.Crush says:
I really wish they still made this. Granted, I never bought it, but it made checkout at the grocery that much sweeter.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:11am -
jnonfiction says:
"Tender love poem that drove the Al Qaeda leader wild!"
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:11am -
Paulie says:
I agree with dok.crush
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:12am -
ThatGuy says:
Sadly, some would say that the "real" news papers just moved too far into it's demographic for it to survive. I do miss Bat Boy though.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:13am -
The Straub says:
Batboy forever!!!!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:21am -
Senator Johnson says:
I miss it as well. Still remember cutting up issues for handmade collage cassette covers for my high school band back in '96-'97. Memories......
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:26am -
Hodges says:
Too funny!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:28am -
chadmcclarnon says:
hot
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:32am -
flainez says:
For the thumbnail I thought it was just a "normal" newspaper with yesterday news. I'm glad I clicked on it and discovered the truth!

Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:34am -
Dannz says:
That's the mistery haha ! But a few more seconds and I would not exist anymore. Look at my face. I was not imitating Dali I swear haha.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:41am -
saywhatski says:
He's pregnant too right?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:16pm -
revgoomba says:
News papers look weird in the US.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:55pm -
CurlyMcGee says:
weekly world news is worthy of 5x{!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:57pm -
Andrew says:
I knew it
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 2:53pm -
mooka says:
…a shaved chimp? eww.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:59pm -
Clever Chester says:
Educational...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:23pm -
TheStride says:
Apparently they also shot bat boy.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:46pm -
andy says:
"Tender love poem that drove the al quaeda leader wild." Awww!!!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:49pm -
zackle says:
Good to see Bat Boy still kickin' it as well.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:58pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
good work
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:12pm -
jmathias says:
I would like to stop talking about this stuff now.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:34pm -
mrs. hungarian says:
this is very troffaut" 10,000 blows
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:31pm -
mrs. hungarian says:
truffaut, I meant
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:31pm -
Fofe says:
I was wondering where that chimp went.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:17pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.