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  • May 06 @ 1:21pm
Willamette River and the most abused three-piece suit in the history of facial hair growing websites.

Comments

Grower&Shower says:
CLAME for more abuse.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:21pm -
TheStride says:
Great minds.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:21pm -
Grower&Shower says:
CLAME again.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:22pm -
mrs. hungarian says:
swash buckler.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:22pm -
derble says:
what?? insane
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:22pm -
Mackle says:
this is my new favorite thing ever. astonished.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:25pm -
McLoveBoo says:
Brrr!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:26pm -
Hodges says:
I love this. Fav'd
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:27pm -
The Straub says:
Oh. My. God

Anything involving a suit in water is okay by me
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:29pm -
jmathias says:
that river is full of yuck. you shouldn't spend too much time in there.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:29pm -
Capn J says:
Fan. Tastic.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:35pm -
OhMyGoshman says:
Dude, you are my hero!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:37pm -
Christopheles says:
tripple-tre-mendous
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:39pm -
pidge says:
I hear the Willamette is full of poo, hope you didn't get any on you
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:42pm -
Eric says:
So how cold and gross was that water?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:45pm -
JMillsPaysBills says:
that suit didn't know what it was getting into, did it?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:46pm -
Senator Johnson says:
Within the depths of those murky waters, you found my respect!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:48pm -
Chavo Del Ocho says:
I know that bridge!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:49pm -
the Velvet Hustle says:
Most Excellent! Your cleaner is going to make you sign a waiver next time.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:55pm -
GorditoDelgado says:
Even better that the bridge reminds me of your moustache.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:56pm -
Mr. Wilson says:
Good thing you have a flotation device over your lip.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:04pm -
theAwesomebot says:
this is serious dedication
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:17pm -
Binkleberry says:
You just took the awesome to a whole new level.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:20pm -
¡VivaBigote! says:
There is so much awesomeness today, this picture being a continuation.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:02pm -
jnonfiction says:
And then, also, a rash of moustache votes.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:03pm -
Kippercat says:
Congratulations- you're stachtised
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:18pm -
Dschonn says:
So potable water and chlorinated water weren't enough to destroy it, so you decided to jump in the river?

I know more or less exactly where this was taken, by the way.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:57pm -
alijoon says:
omgomgomgomgomgomgomogmogm.


Isn't that kind of radioactive?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 4:17pm -
Trenastystache says:
Oh man, this is epic!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 6:02pm -
Daniel says:
I have to applaud this commitment.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 6:04pm -
Robfrenzy says:
Oh my gosh yes! I love this.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 7:49pm -
PAT says:
What! this is brilliant!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 7:57pm -
wondermade says:
Whoa!!! Totally mayor-worthy.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:13pm -
wondermade says:
Also, I thought you weren't staching this year.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:14pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
you've taken water and a three piece suit and made it work.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:20pm -
justjamey says:
I think every man should have a special "just for water" suit.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:07pm -
keeperofthefort says:
Hero. Plain and simple.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:15pm -
Vanbert says:
Waiting to prune up before the big meeting?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:45pm -
etcvisitor says:
five for your dedication to abusing the living essence out of that suit.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:24pm -
Philiciousness says:
Fabulous.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:37pm -
zackle says:
Hands-down my favorite today. Great caption too.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 1:13am -
miguelito says:
you are definitely in it to win it
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 1:31am -
ThatGuy says:
This is fantastic. Clame for the suit I ruined in 2009
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 4:53am -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.