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May 06 @ 1:21pm

Willamette River and the most abused three-piece suit in the history of facial hair growing websites.

Grower&Shower says:: CLAME for more abuse.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:21pm - ∞

TheStride says:: Great minds.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:21pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: CLAME again.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:22pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: swash buckler.

Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:22pm - ∞

derble says:: what?? insane
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:22pm - ∞

Mackle says:: this is my new favorite thing ever. astonished.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:25pm - ∞

McLoveBoo says:: Brrr!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:26pm - ∞

Hodges says:: I love this. Fav'd
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:27pm - ∞

The Straub says:: Oh. My. God

Anything involving a suit in water is okay by me
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:29pm - ∞

jmathias says:: that river is full of yuck. you shouldn't spend too much time in there.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:29pm - ∞

Capn J says:: Fan. Tastic.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:35pm - ∞

OhMyGoshman says:: Dude, you are my hero!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:37pm - ∞

Christopheles says:: tripple-tre-mendous
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:39pm - ∞

pidge says:: I hear the Willamette is full of poo, hope you didn't get any on you
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:42pm - ∞

Eric says:: So how cold and gross was that water?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:45pm - ∞

JMillsPaysBills says:: that suit didn't know what it was getting into, did it?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:46pm - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: Within the depths of those murky waters, you found my respect!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:48pm - ∞

Chavo Del Ocho says:: I know that bridge!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:49pm - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: Most Excellent! Your cleaner is going to make you sign a waiver next time.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:55pm - ∞

GorditoDelgado says:: Even better that the bridge reminds me of your moustache.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 1:56pm - ∞

Mr. Wilson says:: Good thing you have a flotation device over your lip.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:04pm - ∞

theAwesomebot says:: this is serious dedication
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:17pm - ∞

Binkleberry says:: You just took the awesome to a whole new level.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:20pm - ∞

¡VivaBigote! says:: There is so much awesomeness today, this picture being a continuation.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:02pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: And then, also, a rash of moustache votes.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:03pm - ∞

Kippercat says:: Congratulations- you're stachtised
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:18pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: So potable water and chlorinated water weren't enough to destroy it, so you decided to jump in the river?

I know more or less exactly where this was taken, by the way.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 3:57pm - ∞

alijoon says:: omgomgomgomgomgomgomogmogm.

Isn't that kind of radioactive?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 4:17pm - ∞

Trenastystache says:: Oh man, this is epic!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 6:02pm - ∞

Daniel says:: I have to applaud this commitment.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 6:04pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: Oh my gosh yes! I love this.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 7:49pm - ∞

PAT says:: What! this is brilliant!
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 7:57pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Whoa!!! Totally mayor-worthy.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:13pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Also, I thought you weren't staching this year.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:14pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: you've taken water and a three piece suit and made it work.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 8:20pm - ∞

justjamey says:: I think every man should have a special "just for water" suit.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:07pm - ∞

keeperofthefort says:: Hero. Plain and simple.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 9:15pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: Waiting to prune up before the big meeting?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 10:45pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: five for your dedication to abusing the living essence out of that suit.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:24pm - ∞

Philiciousness says:: Fabulous.
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 11:37pm - ∞

zackle says:: Hands-down my favorite today. Great caption too.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 1:13am - ∞

miguelito says:: you are definitely in it to win it
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 1:31am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: This is fantastic. Clame for the suit I ruined in 2009
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 4:53am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.

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