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  • May 02 @ 9:29am
At Donald Trump's private country club, even the bottled water reminds you who's boss.

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Hodges says:
Damn Donald!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:32am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
Does it taste like Piss and Vinigar? I can't imagine how anything with his name on it couldn't.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:45am - ∞
carynorton says:
i want it to come with a free toupée for your stache.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:03am - ∞
Keith says:
Is there still chin noise floating down there? I wanna see some straight on moustachin'
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:17am - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
the donald
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 12:01pm - ∞
Clever Chester says:
I've never been there.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:56pm - ∞
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