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May 04 @ 8:56am

"You picked the wrong house!!!"

MoustacheofDeath says:: Go ahead...make my day.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:57am - ∞

miguelito says:: geez. forgive me. (backing up slowly)
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:57am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Damn. No more Mr. Nice Guy. For real.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:57am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: I won't even ring the doorbell during the day again.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:58am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: That's a dangerous weapon. (The moustache, that is.)
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:58am - ∞

JMillsPaysBills says:: who needs a muskateer sword when you've got that bad boy!?

.45 it looks like? that's a big gun!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:58am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: A little scared, honestly
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:59am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: Ka-PING!!!!! they just bounce off, dude!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:00am - ∞

andy says:: Whoa! I definitely am not going to creep at your place.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:01am - ∞

mooka says:: I'm sure the stache would be intimidating enough on it's own, but you are raising the intensity hodges
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:02am - ∞

The Straub says:: I JUST WANTED A CUP OF SUGAR!!!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:03am - ∞

Christopheles says:: Love it.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:08am - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: GUN!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:08am - ∞

Eric says:: Candygram.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:09am - ∞

creepster says:: asshole! totally "stole" one of my ideas. oh well, Im still gonna do it. looks too good not too.

Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:11am - ∞

El Jefe says:: So, what you're telling me is that you *dont* want to save on your phone and internet services? Good day, sir!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:18am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: Ever you're ever up for a buddy cop film, I'll gladly play the "straight man" to your "loose cannon". We can call it "Out For JuSTACHE"!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:21am - ∞

GrapeS says:: i feel threatened.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:23am - ∞

Binkleberry says:: F*Bomb! I was just looking for the cookies! I swear!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:32am - ∞

Binkleberry says:: @SenatorJohnson I would buy that movie and watch it every day.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:33am - ∞

alijoon says:: What. You are too dangerous for life.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:42am - ∞

PAT says:: @Senator Johnson Hilarious. Creating stills to said movie should be a theme day.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:45am - ∞

mooka says:: excellent ideas SenatorJohnson and PAT
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:47am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: I just wanted some sugar!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:49am - ∞

malacalypse says:: You must have one of those Bad Ass Motherfucker wallets too.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:49am - ∞

chastache says:: Please just not in the face...
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:12am - ∞

Stachtastic! says:: yet another thing i am missing about Texas... my guns...
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:22am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: This is how that wedding photographer died
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:31am - ∞

geofft says:: Love how you didn't use the flash on the camera. Wouldve been a very different picture if you had. How's Rus Town treating you?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:56am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: Trick or sheeeeeeeet!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:16am - ∞

Ksee says:: You there! With no upper lip hair! STOP!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:21am - ∞

Kippercat says:: Over here!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:22am - ∞

ben says:: my money is on the guy with the flashlight...not sure if they win very often but they're always around.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:18pm - ∞

Klickastache says:: You should get a TLR1,2,or 3 for your weapon...nothing beats having a light on your gun. Rad photo too!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:42pm - ∞

this is jess says:: I have an idea. Thanks hodges
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:42pm - ∞

williamwalrus says:: Luckily I have my bulletproof stache on!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:52pm - ∞

justjamey says:: I have a Glock ready to clamebute this in real life. Hopefully, I never will.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:04pm - ∞

Chalkdog says:: "Um, sir, I just wanted to deliver your cookies. That was 3 boxes of Thin Mints, and 2 boxes of Do-Si-Dos, and 4 boxes of Peanut Butter Tagalongs...?"
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:25pm - ∞

baffoFEZ says:: FREEZE EVERYBODY!! I GOT A STACHE!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:43pm - ∞

Lurky Parka says:: Look a bit like Josh Homme with a stache.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:01pm - ∞

¡VivaBigote! says:: I would not want to be on the receiving end of any of that.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:18pm - ∞

Jason says:: put he picked the right flashlight.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:49pm - ∞

Chief Mcstache says:: YES! love it!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:16pm - ∞

Fargus says:: deadly!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:22pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: but im at the office
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:24pm - ∞

Simcoe County Chopper says:: Ok, I'm not gonna lie, I crapped in my pants a little.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:25pm - ∞

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: So did you pee in the cartridge or just use hot water so that when you squirt it out we think it's hot water and we're like, Oh My God, I think that's pee... but really it's not pee, it's just hot water?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:37pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: I just wanted to drop off this fine cake...
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:56pm - ∞

nickasaurus says:: Should be the cover of some crazy action movie!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 7:40pm - ∞

TheStride says:: This summer. In a world without facial hair. One man is bold enough to stand up for moustaches.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:38pm - ∞

Jvar says:: So this isn't your pizza.......?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:44pm - ∞

KimJongIllness says:: I used to love shots like this... Then I read this article (CLAME) and it scared the piss out of me.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:46pm - ∞

jbarr says:: Spooky action hero!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: If i ever catch someone breaking into my house I'm gonna sentence them to break into yours!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:56pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: ok, is it always within the first week that we figure out who the gun owners are?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:21pm - ∞

Jesse says:: Oh dear! Holy Death Wish IV!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:24pm - ∞

Keith says:: hate guns, love moustaches. wash
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:35pm - ∞

keifel says:: this is many kinds of awesome, fantastic work.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:44pm - ∞

k_scott says:: you've got a license. a license to stache
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:49pm - ∞

Jason says:: I just came back to this; because I love it.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:12pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: Bus a cap!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:12pm - ∞

Slor says:: Well, I'm frightened now

Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:09pm - ∞

Slor says:: Also, don't shoot me...I have pie
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:09pm - ∞

Buffering... says:: You picked the right composition. 5 {'s to not point that thing at me again!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:10pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: Guns don't kill people.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:12pm - ∞

Western Dave says:: bang.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:13pm - ∞

Savage says:: Love the Stache. I need that gun I have had some creepers by my house!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:47pm - ∞

brandon says:: well played.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:58pm - ∞

Fofe says:: Deathwish 2011
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:08am - ∞

C Dub says:: wow. I'd just sit down if I walked in to this.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:46am - ∞

mooka says:: congrats mayor Hodges!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 5:57am - ∞

ironlungstudios says:: woah, that has to be a .45
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:47am - ∞

Tashy O Toole says:: I hope you have a generator out back :D
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 1:47pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

Hodges

hates having hair on his chin

Hodges is a member of

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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

Team Handlebar is: andy, baffoFEZ, Binkleberry, Blastro, Boaz, brokenchopstick, Chalkdog, Chief Mcstache, Clever Chester, creepster, Cuckold, CurlyMcGee, dance=pants, Dannz, Dok.Crush, Easy Rider, etcvisitor, gragaband, Hodges, istbenz, Jesse, Justie Just, justjamey, k_scott, Ksee, Les4, Mackle, malphrus, MatthewCallis, mc sauce, md2020, mooka, MoustacheofDeath, Ned Kelly, Paulie, pcain, Phil, pseudonymous, rnnbrwn, Robfrenzy, silentbobuk, SirKevin, Stachtastic!, tepejm, The Straub, VintageBalderdash, wjdm, Woody, ZekeThePlumber

Age:: 34
Location:: Ruston, LA
About:: I am just a simple man with a moustache. Let's do this!!!!
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