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  • May 04 @ 8:56am
"You picked the wrong house!!!"

Comments

MoustacheofDeath says:
Go ahead...make my day.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:57am -
miguelito says:
geez. forgive me. (backing up slowly)
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:57am -
ThatGuy says:
Damn. No more Mr. Nice Guy. For real.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:57am -
ThatGuy says:
I won't even ring the doorbell during the day again.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:58am -
brokenchopstick says:
That's a dangerous weapon. (The moustache, that is.)
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:58am -
JMillsPaysBills says:
who needs a muskateer sword when you've got that bad boy!?

.45 it looks like? that's a big gun!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:58am -
jnonfiction says:
A little scared, honestly
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:59am -
Twisted Sistare says:
Ka-PING!!!!! they just bounce off, dude!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:00am -
andy says:
Whoa! I definitely am not going to creep at your place.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:01am -
mooka says:
I'm sure the stache would be intimidating enough on it's own, but you are raising the intensity hodges
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:02am -
The Straub says:
I JUST WANTED A CUP OF SUGAR!!!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:03am -
Christopheles says:
Love it.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:08am -
Dok.Crush says:
GUN!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:08am -
Eric says:
Candygram.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:09am -
creepster says:
asshole! totally "stole" one of my ideas. oh well, Im still gonna do it. looks too good not too.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:11am -
El Jefe says:
So, what you're telling me is that you *dont* want to save on your phone and internet services? Good day, sir!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:18am -
Senator Johnson says:
Ever you're ever up for a buddy cop film, I'll gladly play the "straight man" to your "loose cannon". We can call it "Out For JuSTACHE"!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:21am -
GrapeS says:
i feel threatened.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:23am -
Binkleberry says:
F*Bomb! I was just looking for the cookies! I swear!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:32am -
Binkleberry says:
@SenatorJohnson I would buy that movie and watch it every day.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:33am -
alijoon says:
What. You are too dangerous for life.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:42am -
PAT says:
@Senator Johnson Hilarious. Creating stills to said movie should be a theme day.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:45am -
mooka says:
excellent ideas SenatorJohnson and PAT
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:47am -
Hungarian Moustache says:
I just wanted some sugar!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:49am -
malacalypse says:
You must have one of those Bad Ass Motherfucker wallets too.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:49am -
chastache says:
Please just not in the face...
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:12am -
Stachtastic! says:
yet another thing i am missing about Texas... my guns...
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:22am -
chadmcclarnon says:
This is how that wedding photographer died
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:31am -
geofft says:
Love how you didn't use the flash on the camera. Wouldve been a very different picture if you had. How's Rus Town treating you?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:56am -
the Velvet Hustle says:
Trick or sheeeeeeeet!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:16am -
Ksee says:
You there! With no upper lip hair! STOP!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:21am -
Kippercat says:
Over here!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:22am -
ben says:
my money is on the guy with the flashlight...not sure if they win very often but they're always around.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:18pm -
Klickastache says:
You should get a TLR1,2,or 3 for your weapon...nothing beats having a light on your gun. Rad photo too!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:42pm -
this is jess says:
I have an idea. Thanks hodges
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 1:42pm -
williamwalrus says:
Luckily I have my bulletproof stache on!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:52pm -
justjamey says:
I have a Glock ready to clamebute this in real life. Hopefully, I never will.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:04pm -
Chalkdog says:
"Um, sir, I just wanted to deliver your cookies. That was 3 boxes of Thin Mints, and 2 boxes of Do-Si-Dos, and 4 boxes of Peanut Butter Tagalongs...?"
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:25pm -
baffoFEZ says:
FREEZE EVERYBODY!! I GOT A STACHE!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:43pm -
Lurky Parka says:
Look a bit like Josh Homme with a stache.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:01pm -
¡VivaBigote! says:
I would not want to be on the receiving end of any of that.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:18pm -
Jason says:
put he picked the right flashlight.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:49pm -
Chief Mcstache says:
YES! love it!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:16pm -
Fargus says:
deadly!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:22pm -
Ned Kelly says:
but im at the office
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:24pm -
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Ok, I'm not gonna lie, I crapped in my pants a little.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:25pm -
thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:
So did you pee in the cartridge or just use hot water so that when you squirt it out we think it's hot water and we're like, Oh My God, I think that's pee... but really it's not pee, it's just hot water?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:37pm -
Clever Chester says:
I just wanted to drop off this fine cake...
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:56pm -
nickasaurus says:
Should be the cover of some crazy action movie!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 7:40pm -
TheStride says:
This summer. In a world without facial hair. One man is bold enough to stand up for moustaches.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:38pm -
Jvar says:
So this isn't your pizza.......?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:44pm -
KimJongIllness says:
I used to love shots like this... Then I read this article (CLAME) and it scared the piss out of me.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:46pm -
jbarr says:
Spooky action hero!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:53pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
If i ever catch someone breaking into my house I'm gonna sentence them to break into yours!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:56pm -
etcvisitor says:
ok, is it always within the first week that we figure out who the gun owners are?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:21pm -
Jesse says:
Oh dear! Holy Death Wish IV!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:24pm -
Keith says:
hate guns, love moustaches. wash
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:35pm -
keifel says:
this is many kinds of awesome, fantastic work.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:44pm -
k_scott says:
you've got a license. a license to stache
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:49pm -
Jason says:
I just came back to this; because I love it.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:12pm -
Shablazm says:
Bus a cap!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:12pm -
Slor says:
Well, I'm frightened now
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:09pm -
Slor says:
Also, don't shoot me...I have pie
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:09pm -
Buffering... says:
You picked the right composition. 5 {'s to not point that thing at me again!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:10pm -
Dschonn says:
Guns don't kill people.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:12pm -
Western Dave says:
bang.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:13pm -
Savage says:
Love the Stache. I need that gun I have had some creepers by my house!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:47pm -
brandon says:
well played.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 11:58pm -
Fofe says:
Deathwish 2011
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:08am -
C Dub says:
wow. I'd just sit down if I walked in to this.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:46am -
mooka says:
congrats mayor Hodges!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 5:57am -
ironlungstudios says:
woah, that has to be a .45
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:47am -
Tashy O Toole says:
I hope you have a generator out back :D
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 1:47pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.