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  • May 11 @ 8:11am
Definitely not square!

Comments

Stachtastic! says:
@hodges, did you save your curls from last year?!?!?!?!?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:12am -
revgoomba says:
YIKES!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:12am -
keeperofthefort says:
Me and thestraub ain't no squares. You're the square!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:14am -
ThatGuy says:
You actually kept your old curls? You are a master.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:14am -
keifel says:
just...


wow.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:15am -
flainez says:
My eyes!!!

Great stuff.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:15am -
mooka says:
Amazing Hodges!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:16am -
Senator Johnson says:
The legendary quad curl! 4 curls = 5 {'s!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am -
Lady Raymerian says:
} s if i could! massive epic!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am -
jnonfiction says:
Things I never ever dreamed I'd see
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am -
ewagoner says:
It's turtles all the way down.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am -
Lady Raymerian says:
} s if i could
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:20am -
Lady Raymerian says:
grrrrr, stoopid compooper- 5 } thingys, you get what i mean.


*slaps computer*
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:21am -
Lusty Razor says:
I'm thinking jealousy sank in, but who nose?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:31am -
mrs. hungarian says:
wow....very walrusy. and, I do love a walrus! coo koo ka choo....
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:38am -
miguelito says:
not square, with moustache to spare
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:41am -
Eric says:
Sears sells a pretty good nose hair trimmer.

Just sayin'...
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:49am -
brandon says:
Gross.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:50am -
gunsmoke says:
How do you tuck those guys back up when they're not waxed and on display?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:55am -
Vanbert says:
must be tough to pick
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:01am -
Trenastystache says:
Mayor!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:13am -
jrs2j says:
Epic nose hairs like that don't need trimming, they need showing off.

Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:23am -
Mr. Mystery says:
Wow, that's all I can say for this one. Just WOW!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:28am -
Roscoe says:
Question...what happens when you blow you nose?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:35am -
yourfavorite says:
So gross, where'd you pull that hair from?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:41am -
Brian says:
yuckkkkkkkkkk
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:44am -
Hungarian Moustache says:
but definitely awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:53am -
brokenchopstick says:
Moustache evolution?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:56am -
Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:
Thanks for reminding me to trim my --- nothing, never mind.

Awesome shot.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:17am -
Maggie says:
totally gross. totally awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:33am -
Andrew says:
at least it's manageable
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:37am -
jbarr says:
Insane nose hair problems
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:40am -
MoustacheofDeath says:
Eeuuuuuuuuugh!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:06am -
derble says:
ima be real. this is hard to look at
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:07am -
Chief Mcstache says:
Those have to be locks of hair waxed and tucked up there. You dont seem to have a nose hair moustache in earlier photos. Awesome shot though. You had me going.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:21am -
The Straub says:
Me and keeperofthefort ain't no squares. You're th....oh god I think I'm gonna huuuuurl
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:39am -
Binkleberry says:
I . . . I . . . have no words.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:44am -
Dannz says:
Haha awesome. I'm still thinking if this is real, but real or not, super cool ! Thanks Hodges, I could do so much with a better digital camera, but as my Canon SX10 got broke, I can only use a 3.2MP old camera from 2005 with a broken LCD, so I am a bit stuck with possibilities. And I wait everyday so see what your next photo will be, one great pic after another :)
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:45am -
MickeyCosmos says:
As per usual, Hodges, your photo makes me feel slightly uncomfortable, but I love it! Can't believe you saved your curls from last year (I hope that''s the case.)
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:48am -
PAT says:
This made me laugh.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:04pm -
the Velvet Hustle says:
nose octopus!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:12pm -
Dschonn says:
Ew. Stop it.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:12pm -
jeremy says:
Boarstacheā„¢ CLAME
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:24pm -
chadmcclarnon just threw up a little in his mouth.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:25pm -
EddieFonza5450 says:
A little time consuming in the morning. But well worth it!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 1:06pm -
kimmie says:
awesome and gross....my favorite combo. hodges ....another WIN!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 1:42pm -
Cuckold says:
That is outstanding. Whatever you are doing, you're doing it right!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:16pm -
Furricane says:
This makes me laugh and cry. I love it.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:32pm -
Christopheles says:
every day you amaze me.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:33pm -
Rookiestache says:
Yeeeeees!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:52pm -
*Boy*Wonder* says:
disturbing yet awesome
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:53pm -
McLoveBoo says:
Hooooraaay Hodges
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:55pm -
SvenStachin says:
UGH! Gross. But totally awesome at the same time.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:59pm -
etcvisitor says:
5 for making me feel like sneazing! my nose tickles just looking at this.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:05pm -
Fofe says:
The ear hair handlebar is next I suspect!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:11pm -
Simcoe County Chopper says:
ahem...you need to trim your nose hairs.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:23pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Super classy. This is what the internet was made for.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:34pm -
Teej says:
This is more frightening than then bugs that show up under my back porch.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:53pm -
MoustacheofDeath says:
Four times the curls but ONLY double the comments ;-}) Great!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:28pm -
Mcburney says:
waaaaaaa?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:34pm -
Ā”VivaBigote! says:
My wife is officially terrified
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:43pm -
Klickastache says:
I read Hodges was trapped in a pit. He braided his nose hairs into a rope and got out. This is Proof.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:45pm -
Fargus says:
the nasty thing is I could probably do this if I didn't trim my nose hairs
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:36pm -
geofft says:
Recycling the soul patch. That could be a bumper sticker.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:43pm -
chastache says:
That's seriously serious
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:46pm -
El Wizerino says:
Genius!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:48pm -
Blastro says:
For your sake, I wish this was photoshop.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:58pm -
justjamey says:
This is so wrong...and right. 5xLIKE
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:20pm -
PA Jakey says:
Same thing happened to me. Weird.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:21pm -
Robfrenzy says:
whaaaaaaaaaat? awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:22pm -
El Jefe says:
This is all kinds of fantastic.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:30pm -
Shablazm says:
Hahaha, Yuck!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:45pm -
Danimal says:
UGH!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:47pm -
Chinese Wildman says:
Kinda gross, but still totally awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:50pm -
Another Rachel says:
This makes me want to sneeze...my nose is all itchy now.

oh and thank you for your sympathetic comment. :)
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:51pm -
kidstatic says:
ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:53pm -
Easy Rider says:
Imagine .... If you let them and your ear hair grow pretty soon you'd have a natural Dickie!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:03pm -
Ned Kelly says:
im so glad you dont have a cold
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:17pm -
Jason says:
I literally opened this window and jumped in my chair a little bit and may or may not have audibly sworn out of startlement.

In other words- 5 staches.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:50pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
snap crackle wow!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:16pm -
zackle says:
Brainhair.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:30pm -
williamwalrus says:
a new way to be a part of Team Octopus
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:48pm -
wondermade says:
Fractals!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:38pm -
taylor says:
disturbing
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:46pm -
FeXd says:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:04pm -
Savage says:
Awesome.....Absolutely Awesome!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:56pm -
C Dub says:
congrats, man. this is fan bloody tastic.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 12:03am -
snuffsmcshuggy says:
WOW - simply stunning!! :{
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 12:43am -
Trudy says:
Nice shot for the win
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:48am -
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