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May 11 @ 8:11am

Definitely not square!

Stachtastic! says:: @hodges, did you save your curls from last year?!?!?!?!?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:12am - ∞

revgoomba says:: YIKES!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:12am - ∞

keeperofthefort says:: Me and thestraub ain't no squares. You're the square!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:14am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: You actually kept your old curls? You are a master.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:14am - ∞

keifel says:: just...

wow.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:15am - ∞

flainez says:: My eyes!!!

Great stuff.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:15am - ∞

mooka says:: Amazing Hodges!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:16am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: The legendary quad curl! 4 curls = 5 {'s!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am - ∞

Lady Raymerian says:: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! five >} s if i could! massive epic!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Things I never ever dreamed I'd see
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am - ∞

ewagoner says:: It's turtles all the way down.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:18am - ∞

Lady Raymerian says:: hrm, my compooper isn't smart. that was supposed to be- 5 >} s if i could

Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:20am - ∞

Lady Raymerian says:: grrrrr, stoopid compooper- 5 } thingys, you get what i mean.

*slaps computer*
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:21am - ∞

Lusty Razor says:: I'm thinking jealousy sank in, but who nose?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:31am - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: wow....very walrusy. and, I do love a walrus! coo koo ka choo....
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:38am - ∞

miguelito says:: not square, with moustache to spare
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:41am - ∞

Eric says:: Sears sells a pretty good nose hair trimmer.

Just sayin'...
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:49am - ∞

brandon says:: Gross.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:50am - ∞

gunsmoke says:: How do you tuck those guys back up when they're not waxed and on display?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:55am - ∞

Vanbert says:: must be tough to pick
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:01am - ∞

Trenastystache says:: Mayor!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:13am - ∞

jrs2j says:: Epic nose hairs like that don't need trimming, they need showing off.

Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:23am - ∞

Mr. Mystery says:: Wow, that's all I can say for this one. Just WOW!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:28am - ∞

Roscoe says:: Question...what happens when you blow you nose?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:35am - ∞

yourfavorite says:: So gross, where'd you pull that hair from?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:41am - ∞

Brian says:: yuckkkkkkkkkk
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:44am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: but definitely awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:53am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: Moustache evolution?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:56am - ∞

Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:: Thanks for reminding me to trim my --- nothing, never mind.

Awesome shot.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:17am - ∞

Maggie says:: totally gross. totally awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:33am - ∞

Andrew says:: at least it's manageable
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞

jbarr says:: Insane nose hair problems
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:40am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Eeuuuuuuuuugh!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:06am - ∞

derble says:: ima be real. this is hard to look at
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:07am - ∞

Chief Mcstache says:: Those have to be locks of hair waxed and tucked up there. You dont seem to have a nose hair moustache in earlier photos. Awesome shot though. You had me going.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:21am - ∞

The Straub says:: Me and keeperofthefort ain't no squares. You're th....oh god I think I'm gonna huuuuurl
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:39am - ∞

Binkleberry says:: I . . . I . . . have no words.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:44am - ∞

Dannz says:: Haha awesome. I'm still thinking if this is real, but real or not, super cool ! Thanks Hodges, I could do so much with a better digital camera, but as my Canon SX10 got broke, I can only use a 3.2MP old camera from 2005 with a broken LCD, so I am a bit stuck with possibilities. And I wait everyday so see what your next photo will be, one great pic after another :)
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:45am - ∞

MickeyCosmos says:: As per usual, Hodges, your photo makes me feel slightly uncomfortable, but I love it! Can't believe you saved your curls from last year (I hope that''s the case.)
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:48am - ∞

PAT says:: This made me laugh.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:04pm - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: nose octopus!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:12pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: Ew. Stop it.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:12pm - ∞

jeremy says:: Boarstache™ CLAME
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:24pm - ∞

chadmcclarnon just threw up a little in his mouth. Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 12:25pm - ∞

EddieFonza5450 says:: A little time consuming in the morning. But well worth it!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 1:06pm - ∞

kimmie says:: awesome and gross....my favorite combo. hodges ....another WIN!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 1:42pm - ∞

Cuckold says:: That is outstanding. Whatever you are doing, you're doing it right!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:16pm - ∞

Furricane says:: This makes me laugh and cry. I love it.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:32pm - ∞

Christopheles says:: every day you amaze me.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:33pm - ∞

Rookiestache says:: Yeeeeees!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:52pm - ∞

*Boy*Wonder* says:: disturbing yet awesome
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:53pm - ∞

McLoveBoo says:: Hooooraaay Hodges
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:55pm - ∞

SvenStachin says:: UGH! Gross. But totally awesome at the same time.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:59pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: 5 for making me feel like sneazing! my nose tickles just looking at this.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:05pm - ∞

Fofe says:: The ear hair handlebar is next I suspect!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:11pm - ∞

Simcoe County Chopper says:: ahem...you need to trim your nose hairs.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:23pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: Super classy. This is what the internet was made for.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:34pm - ∞

Teej says:: This is more frightening than then bugs that show up under my back porch.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:53pm - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Four times the curls but ONLY double the comments ;-}) Great!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:28pm - ∞

Mcburney says:: waaaaaaa?
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:34pm - ∞

¡VivaBigote! says:: My wife is officially terrified
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:43pm - ∞

Klickastache says:: I read Hodges was trapped in a pit. He braided his nose hairs into a rope and got out. This is Proof.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 5:45pm - ∞

Fargus says:: the nasty thing is I could probably do this if I didn't trim my nose hairs
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:36pm - ∞

geofft says:: Recycling the soul patch. That could be a bumper sticker.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:43pm - ∞

chastache says:: That's seriously serious
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:46pm - ∞

El Wizerino says:: Genius!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:48pm - ∞

Blastro says:: For your sake, I wish this was photoshop.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:58pm - ∞

justjamey says:: This is so wrong...and right. 5xLIKE
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:20pm - ∞

PA Jakey says:: Same thing happened to me. Weird.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:21pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: whaaaaaaaaaat? awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:22pm - ∞

El Jefe says:: This is all kinds of fantastic.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:30pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: Hahaha, Yuck!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:45pm - ∞

Danimal says:: UGH!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:47pm - ∞

Chinese Wildman says:: Kinda gross, but still totally awesome.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:50pm - ∞

Another Rachel says:: This makes me want to sneeze...my nose is all itchy now.

oh and thank you for your sympathetic comment. :)
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:51pm - ∞

kidstatic says:: ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:53pm - ∞

Easy Rider says:: Imagine .... If you let them and your ear hair grow pretty soon you'd have a natural Dickie!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:03pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: im so glad you dont have a cold
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:17pm - ∞

Jason says:: I literally opened this window and jumped in my chair a little bit and may or may not have audibly sworn out of startlement.

In other words- 5 staches.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 8:50pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: snap crackle wow!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:16pm - ∞

zackle says:: Brainhair.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:30pm - ∞

williamwalrus says:: a new way to be a part of Team Octopus
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:48pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Fractals!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:38pm - ∞

taylor says:: disturbing
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:46pm - ∞

FeXd says:: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:04pm - ∞

Savage says:: Awesome.....Absolutely Awesome!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:56pm - ∞

C Dub says:: congrats, man. this is fan bloody tastic.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 12:03am - ∞

snuffsmcshuggy says:: WOW - simply stunning!! :{
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 12:43am - ∞

Trudy says:: Nice shot for the win
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:48am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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