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posted: May 05 @ 1:25pm

Poll: Do I belong in Team Victorian, Team Fu Manchu, or Team Horseshoe ??

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: Def. not Fu Man. Looking Victorian - give yourself a clean-up trim and the answer may become clearer.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:27pm - ∞

chaddo says:: clean up trim???? If being super clean is part of team victorian I think I need to switch.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:28pm - ∞

Binkleberry says:: Victorian and Horseshoe would both be kinda fitting. Either way, you have quite the epic moustache.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:28pm - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: well...according to your page you're a member of team victorian, which makes this feel like a trick question. But if I'm not being a smartass, I'd have to go with horseshoe...or maybe Zealot
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:28pm - ∞

Eric says:: I'd say extreme horseshoe.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:29pm - ∞

jnonymous says:: Team Zealot
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:34pm - ∞

Christopheles says:: team bitchin'
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:35pm - ∞

mattyc says:: It's not a horshoe b/c it goes down off of the chin... and It's not a victorian b/c it doesn't go up your cheeks....so what does that leave you wtih.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:36pm - ∞

danceinyourpants says:: I am on team Victorian with a similar stache
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:36pm - ∞

Dok Crush says:: I'm going Victoria.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 1:43pm - ∞

miguelito says:: overwhelming horseshoe
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:21pm - ∞

sethro says:: horseshoe and fu manchu don't do justice to the girth. i vote victorian (or zealot via jnonymous)
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:25pm - ∞

sethro says:: fyi, this photo is so like you. direct response moustaching.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:25pm - ∞

sethro says:: i think i meant btw
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:26pm - ∞

Blastro says:: Go with your heart.

All I know is handlebars.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:35pm - ∞

stzachegrow76 says:: Horse Shoe
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:43pm - ∞

falfa says:: Ho-Sho
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:50pm - ∞

Mackle says:: If you clean up - you're Horseshoe. If you leave it be - you're Victorian.

the answer is - Victorian. Don't shape that thing, let it flourish!
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:53pm - ∞

hairupyonderfromlanddownunder says:: keep rocking your killer stache! -Advice served
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 2:57pm - ∞

Keith says:: what are you pointing to?
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 3:13pm - ∞

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: @Keith I think he could be scribing for his midget who's not in the frame.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 3:25pm - ∞

MOUSTACHKA says:: TEAM TORN SHOE
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 3:45pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Horseshoe without question.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 4:46pm - ∞

Chester2 says:: I would say team horseshoe.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 4:56pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Does there need to be a Team Badass again?
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 5:45pm - ∞

Stache Goggles says:: you're a horseshoe homie.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 6:17pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: that is way to royal for horseshoe.
gotta be victorian.
ummm and really i wasn't sure that arrow was pointing and I was afraid you wanted advise about something "down there"
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 6:31pm - ∞

TheStride says:: I would say yes
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 6:49pm - ∞

flainez says:: I would say horseshoe.
Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 9:43pm - ∞

JoanE says:: ozzy nelson, that's hilarious!
Posted: May 6th, 2010 - 9:21am - ∞

jnonymous says:: @chaddo, Congrats on the redEye front page!!!!!
Posted: May 6th, 2010 - 11:11am - ∞

Tashy O Toole says:: You belong where ever you choose :)
Posted: May 14th, 2010 - 8:59am - ∞

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