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  • May 01 @ 8:14pm
Let's do this

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hale says:
yesss
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:15pm - ∞
Robfrenzy says:
oh my
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:15pm - ∞
MustacheMike says:
Be careful with that thing.... Killer btw!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:16pm - ∞
Shablazm says:
WHoA! That's gonna poke your eye out!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:16pm - ∞
Stachtastic! says:
Nice #Dali :)
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:17pm - ∞
Ozzy Nelson says:
why don't we hang out anymore?
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:17pm - ∞
carynorton says:
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:17pm - ∞
andy says:
You need to join Team Dali now!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:17pm - ∞
pseudonymous says:
nice.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:17pm - ∞
miguelito says:
Dali. llama
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:18pm - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
DALI.. nice.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:18pm - ∞
Chinese Wildman says:
You'll poke your eye out, kid.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:19pm - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
That's not a stache. That's an open palm slap to the face of gravity! Impressive!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:19pm - ∞
Mackle says:
that is DANGEROUS. welcome back sir!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:22pm - ∞
Hodges says:
That is impressive. My face is to long to do that!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:25pm - ∞
derble says:
wow. team #dali leader
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:29pm - ∞
The Fat Nasty Himself says:
I think your moustache is exhibiting what's called phototropism! Simply amazing!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:30pm - ∞
mooka says:
keep an eye on that thing
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:31pm - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
You'll poke your eye out kid!

On a more serious note, nice job in defying physics. lol
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:33pm - ∞
jmathias says:
PALMER!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:35pm - ∞
nickasaurus says:
you'll poke your eye out kid!
Corny Christmas story reference -_-
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:36pm - ∞
PAT says:
Equal parts weird.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:38pm - ∞
cody says:
You're definitely doin' it :)
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:39pm - ∞
Danimal says:
if you get a hair-sliver in the eyeball, youll never forgive yourself.... or be allowed to car pool with me ever again
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:48pm - ∞
ThatGuy says:
EX-SELL-LINT. There is nothing more that needs to be said. EX-SELL-LINT.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:52pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Ooooohh, pointy.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 8:54pm - ∞
zackle says:
Holy moly.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:00pm - ∞
plausible says:
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:04pm - ∞
Chalkdog says:
I am totally impressed.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:12pm - ∞
B. Michael Underhill says:
careful with that thing!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:19pm - ∞
Blastro says:
How far do you think it can go?
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:25pm - ∞
P Buck says:
Elephant Trunk UP! (A depiction of an elephant with its trunk pointing up is considered a good omen in many cultures, and I for one take this upward curly stache as a very good omen)
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:28pm - ∞
alijoon says:
That looks dangerous.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:29pm - ∞
Chief Mcstache says:
Nice!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:35pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
what MustacheMike Shablazm ChineseWildman mooka Mr.Mystery nickasaurus B.MichaelUnderhill said... You know, stuff about poking your eyes out...
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:59pm - ∞
baffoFEZ says:
DALI-cious!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 2:24am - ∞
brokenchopstick says:
One in the eye for Newton there!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 3:49am - ∞
catfish says:
intense.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:06am - ∞
JMillsPaysBills says:
I was going to make a joke about poking "your eye out" from "A Christmas Story"

... but two people beat me to it!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:56am - ∞
C Dub says:
in the eyeball. greatness.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:56pm - ∞
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