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  • May 02 @ 6:03pm
In downtown Seattle, there are two varieties of hobo.

1.) Hobos who have asked me for money. In this case, the above is the last thing they see prior to waking from a 100 hour coma and a renewed sense of drive and discipline, which instantly creates a path to pulling themselves up from the gutter back into society.

2.) Hobos who have not asked me for money. In this case the above serves as a warning.

Comments

aaron b says:
I knew it. You're a rocker through and through.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:03pm -
Dschonn says:
Gleeful violence is the most disquieting kind.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:07pm -
Dschonn says:
By the way, you look completely different this year. I think it's the hair.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:09pm -
Hodges says:
I love this! 5's and fav'd!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:09pm -
Slor says:
Hobo dueling is a time honored tradition.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:24pm -
Danimal says:
your hair looks great, but youre taking the feathered look to new heights...
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:29pm -
jmathias says:
@aaronb I apologize if I ever don't live up to this rocker image I've given you.

dschonn agreed, gleeful violence is the most violent and scary. Yeah the hair, my wife won't let me cut it, I go back and forth on caring about it, but it definitely does change me visually.

hodges my mom will be so proud of me.

slor time honored and misunderstood by society.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:32pm -
wondermade says:
Quite a cheerful punch.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:34pm -
aaron b says:
Dude, you're doing it. No worries.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:36pm -
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Kapow!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:37pm -
jmathias says:
@danimal yeah it starts out pretty tame in the morning, but by the time I get done pushing pixels around at the whims of middle management it becomes this high art a top my head that would make Romancing the Stone's Douglas or Big Trouble in Little China's Russel weep tears of pure joy.

wondermade these are precisely the only types of punches I've ever thrown.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:38pm -
Eric says:
I've considered being a hobo. That is, someone who drifts from town-to-town, working when he must. Hobos despise bums, those who beg for money.

I would not ask you for money, I would earn it by playing the guitar or mowing your lawn. Because, as a hobo, I would be above begging. That, and I don't like comas.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:38pm -
alijoon says:
Give them socks instead. Socks are like gold I hear.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:40pm -
Robfrenzy says:
stop punching me. please.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:42pm -
Hungarian Moustache says:
Say hello to Seattle for me. I miss that place sometimes.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:43pm -
carynorton says:
note to self: don't become an indigent street liver in seattle. and then also ask jmathias for money.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:46pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
You shouldn't hit people.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:46pm -
jmathias says:
@simcoecountychopper I love onomatopoeias

eric I would then give you money, because sir you contributed to your own well being.

alijoon I think my wife and I might do that for christmas this year.

robfrenzy I never punched you and I think it's safe to say I never would.

hungarianmoustache wanna trade places? I don't like it here very much, it's not terrible, but it's not Nashville either.

carynorton I would just give you money.

chadmcclarnon agreed, mostly.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:52pm -
jnonfiction says:
So, you're holding on to your money, then?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:29pm -
jmathias says:
@jnonfiction I would be lying if I said I've never given any money to a hobo. In fact if I were to say I ever actually punched a hobo instead of handing him a five spot I'd be a huge liar.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:33pm -
Boaz says:
POW!

BAANG!



BOOM!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:36pm -
Buffering... says:
I'm torn between your hellacious fisticuffs and angelic feathermop. I can't get enough.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:43pm -
rachel says:
#2: they're called hipsters.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:17pm -
Clever Chester says:
Dreg beater, eh?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:18pm -
B. Michael Underhill says:
POW! right in the kisser!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 8:51pm -
cody says:
I don't mind being knocked out by that winning smile!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:20pm -
Teej says:
Perfect.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:40pm -
yourfavorite says:
You have wings!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:39pm -
mooka says:
the ole one-two I seeā€¦
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:02pm -
hankbobs says:
Hey man, you gotta any spare change? I could really use a cup of coffee
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:14am -
jmathias says:
@boaz :)

buffering thanks sir, I hope that holds true across this month.

rachel muhahaha

cleverchester um, not sure, if you say so I guess it's true.

bmichaelunderhill I always strike just below the eyes, this is how you cause a precisely 100 hour coma, the kisser only causes dental work.

cody you are too nice, sir.

teej thanks.

yourfavorite I literally had to concentrate on staying grounded.

mooka it's really just a single strike to the spot between ones eye and cheekbone.

hankbobs for you no problem. Hope you are well sir.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:26am -
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