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  • May 09 @ 10:08am
This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at any time lash out with its terrible destruction anywhere else in the world. There were once many people here who could've told of what they saw... now there are only a few.

I would also like to note, that this is, without hyperbole, the most frustrating photograph I have ever taken. The wind continually blew the fire out. Gigan would not stand up (and eventually had to be discarded), and for some reason my camera refuses to take pictures of a sunny day that aren't bleach white. I hope Godzilla destroys the Vivitar factory for giving me a lemon.

Comments

Hodges says:
Bwahahahahaha! I don't even wanna know where you got that outfit!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:10am - ∞
keifel says:
i hope you survive to tell the tale.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:14am - ∞
The Straub says:
I endorse any photo in which there is experimental fire. Great shot
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:16am - ∞
Eric says:
You and Raymond Burr had best get out of there.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:17am - ∞
justjamey says:
Your efforts are obvious, and this is well played! 5{s, lik'd.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:24am - ∞
miguelito says:
flame on
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:28am - ∞
keeperofthefort says:
Gorziya!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:38am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
I dig it! If Godzilla does not destroy the factory surely Godzuki will.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:39am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
CLAME for Godzuki
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:40am - ∞
PAT says:
Godzilla.."rules balls!"
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:54am - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
Into the light.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:06am - ∞
hale says:
i hope you know how awesome you are.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:21am - ∞
Capn J says:
Man, you get total points just for going through all of that. I know the feeling!!

Regardless, well done sir!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:32am - ∞
android says:
heheheheeh bravo!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:34am - ∞
Grower&Shower says:
This brings us all so much joy.

Thank you.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:04pm - ∞
Ksee says:
So glad you are taking care of him.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:06pm - ∞
Trenastystache says:
Haha, this is pretty epic.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:24pm - ∞
Chalkdog says:
Tremendous work and a compelling story. That's a 5.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 1:08pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
Amazing.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 1:18pm - ∞
Dannz says:
Hahha well done photo.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:45pm - ∞
Jason says:
Hilarious. 5-ed for caption alone.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 6:03pm - ∞
wondermade says:
At least in the end you got something.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 9:27pm - ∞
wondermade says:
Plus the caption rules.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 9:27pm - ∞
saywhatski says:
I hope that mysterious stached figure in the background can avenge them.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:16pm - ∞
etcvisitor says:
gojira rujes barrs!!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:46pm - ∞
Fofe says:
Nicely done.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 12:07am - ∞
matador el pelo says:
the beauty of destruction
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 2:23am - ∞
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