It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • avg: 5
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  • May 09 @ 10:30am
some people like to add "in the bathroom" or "in bed" to the end of their fortunes.

I like to add "because you have a moustache"

Comments

keifel says:
you've been saving this for a special occasion, haven't you?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:31am -
Binkleberry says:
How long you been hangin' on to that one?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:33am -
Eric says:
I once got a fortune that read "Do or do not. There is no try."

This is much better, though.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:34am -
Hodges says:
This is wonderful! 5's and Fav'd! Especially because I am sitting at my desk right now eating Chinese and staring at my fortune cookie!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:35am -
The Straub says:
Game Set Match. This is seriously awesome. I'm still trying to see what my schedule is like for tomorrow. I'll be emailin' you soon
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:35am -
the Velvet Hustle says:
YES! This Wins.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:36am -
Drewgon says:
I usually add "on your face" to the end of the fortunes....
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:45am -
brandon says:
nice.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:45am -
brandon says:
btw I might be able to meet for beers et al today or tomorrow - text me with your plans and i'll see if I can: 404 838 9566.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:48am -
Hungarian Moustache says:
as you should.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:03am -
mooka says:
Lucky!!!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:05am -
jbarr says:
winning fortune.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:06am -
Chalkdog says:
Perfect
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:19am -
Kippercat says:
The planets are lining up for you, prepare for extreme good fortune
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:20am -
theAwesomebot says:
You win. Not even fair.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:28am -
Capn J says:
As in: Moustache.. Because you have a moustache.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:29am -
miguelito says:
what a fortune.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:30am -
jrs2j says:
Also learned something, Moustache in Chinese (I assume) is Hu Zi. This pic is educational and winning!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:31am -
android says:
fantastico!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:32am -
keeperofthefort says:
@keifel binkleberry I got it in my fortune cookie May 1. It was serendipitous and fortuitous, if not downright Providential.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:32am -
PAT says:
Ohh My! On May 1st no less! Did the clouds part at that moment as well?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:48am -
The Hammer says:
Okay I have to get up and take you to the airport. Very nice indeed!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:58am -
Grower&Shower says:
This is all kinds of wins.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:59am -
hale says:
you didn't find a hair in your food, you found a moustache. amazing.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:59am -
Ksee says:
Best fortune ever. by far.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:03pm -
Senator Johnson says:
Seriously amazing pic! Also, mad props for the use of "serendipitous" and "fortuitous" a few comments up. Two of my favorites.....most commonly followed by "happenstance". 5{'s!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:24pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
It's a sign
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:45pm -
Paulie says:
Wow, you must have felt awesome when you found this.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 1:05pm -
derble says:
wow!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 2:08pm -
TheStride says:
Well done.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 2:16pm -
Lehcar says:
Absolutely, because you have a moustache...
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:03pm -
brokenchopstick says:
That's advice for life.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:24pm -
Daniel says:
You should eat at that restaurant more often.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:41pm -
Teej says:
Touché.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:53pm -
Savvystache says:
WHAT!!!??? im speechless... i covet that small piece of paper!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 6:50pm -
justjamey says:
HOLY SMOKECAKES!!! YOU GOT IT ON MAY 1!?!?!?! I would never have been able to keep that mum.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 7:07pm -
andy says:
Killer! Did you make that?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 7:49pm -
wondermade says:
Yes! What a fine fortune.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 8:27pm -
Lehcar says:
Top 10!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 5:24am -
Mackle says:
this is top 10 of the entire site
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 8:46am -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.