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May 09 @ 10:30am

some people like to add "in the bathroom" or "in bed" to the end of their fortunes.

I like to add "because you have a moustache"

keifel says:: you've been saving this for a special occasion, haven't you?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:31am - ∞

Binkleberry says:: How long you been hangin' on to that one?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:33am - ∞

Eric says:: I once got a fortune that read "Do or do not. There is no try."

This is much better, though.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:34am - ∞

Hodges says:: This is wonderful! 5's and Fav'd! Especially because I am sitting at my desk right now eating Chinese and staring at my fortune cookie!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:35am - ∞

The Straub says:: Game Set Match. This is seriously awesome. I'm still trying to see what my schedule is like for tomorrow. I'll be emailin' you soon
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:35am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: YES! This Wins.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:36am - ∞

Drewgon says:: I usually add "on your face" to the end of the fortunes....
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:45am - ∞

brandon says:: nice.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:45am - ∞

brandon says:: btw I might be able to meet for beers et al today or tomorrow - text me with your plans and i'll see if I can: 404 838 9566.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:48am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: as you should.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:03am - ∞

mooka says:: Lucky!!!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:05am - ∞

jbarr says:: winning fortune.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:06am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: Perfect
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:19am - ∞

Kippercat says:: The planets are lining up for you, prepare for extreme good fortune
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:20am - ∞

theAwesomebot says:: You win. Not even fair.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:28am - ∞

Capn J says:: As in: Moustache.. Because you have a moustache.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:29am - ∞

miguelito says:: what a fortune.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:30am - ∞

jrs2j says:: Also learned something, Moustache in Chinese (I assume) is Hu Zi. This pic is educational and winning!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:31am - ∞

android says:: fantastico!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:32am - ∞

keeperofthefort says:: @keifel binkleberry I got it in my fortune cookie May 1. It was serendipitous and fortuitous, if not downright Providential.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:32am - ∞

PAT says:: Ohh My! On May 1st no less! Did the clouds part at that moment as well?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:48am - ∞

The Hammer says:: Okay I have to get up and take you to the airport. Very nice indeed!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:58am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: This is all kinds of wins.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:59am - ∞

hale says:: you didn't find a hair in your food, you found a moustache. amazing.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 11:59am - ∞

Ksee says:: Best fortune ever. by far.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:03pm - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: Seriously amazing pic! Also, mad props for the use of "serendipitous" and "fortuitous" a few comments up. Two of my favorites.....most commonly followed by "happenstance". 5{'s!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:24pm - ∞

Mat Wiseman says:: It's a sign
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 12:45pm - ∞

Paulie says:: Wow, you must have felt awesome when you found this.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 1:05pm - ∞

derble says:: wow!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 2:08pm - ∞

TheStride says:: Well done.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 2:16pm - ∞

Lehcar says:: Absolutely, because you have a moustache...
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:03pm - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: That's advice for life.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:24pm - ∞

Daniel says:: You should eat at that restaurant more often.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:41pm - ∞

Teej says:: Touché.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 3:53pm - ∞

Savvystache says:: WHAT!!!??? im speechless... i covet that small piece of paper!
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 6:50pm - ∞

justjamey says:: HOLY SMOKECAKES!!! YOU GOT IT ON MAY 1!?!?!?! I would never have been able to keep that mum.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 7:07pm - ∞

andy says:: Killer! Did you make that?
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 7:49pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Yes! What a fine fortune.
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 8:27pm - ∞

Lehcar says:: Top 10!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 5:24am - ∞

Mackle says:: this is top 10 of the entire site
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 8:46am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

keeperofthefort

can beat you up!

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Like Kurt Russell from Tombstone the Western Stache configuration has a rich history of kicking ass and taking names along the way.

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