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  • May 05 @ 10:55am
Buenas Tardes Amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again
You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night I still hear mama weeping
Oh mama, still dresses in black
I looked at every fiesta
For you I wanted to greet
Maybe I'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat
You...you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed
The village all gathered around him
They couldn't believe what they saw
I said it was you that had killed him
And that I'd find you and upstand the law
The people of the village believed me
Mama...she wanted revenge
I told her that I'd see that she was honored
I'd find you and put you to death
So now...now that I've found you
On this such a joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth I'll never have to say
Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again
Yes, I hoped we'd see each other again


Hodges says:
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 10:56am -
andy says:
Love that song. Especially the line, "Maybe I'll sell you a chicken. With poison interlaced with the meat." Enjoy that tequila.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 10:56am -
Andrew says:
I drink your margaritashake. I drink it up.

That reminds me. It's the 5th of May.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:06am -
Brian says:
That's how you Cinco.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:07am -
Mackle says:
my name is inigo montoya...
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:14am -
davis says:
i make that face after a quarter bottle of tequila, too.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:17am -
Chuck Damage says:
I fucking love Ween!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:21am -
mrs. hungarian says:
that's the way I do it also, yo!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:24am -
Beard Goggles says:
cheers amigo.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:29am -
chadmcclarnon says:
@mackle and I have similar minds
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 11:50am -
The Straub says:
I got a hangover just looking at this
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:00pm -
Capn J says:
Drink up!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 12:18pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Ween and tequila: two great choices!
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 1:14pm -
TheStride says:
Leave some for the others.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 1:17pm -
Kippercat says:
How did you get the juice in max security?
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 3:34pm -
mc sauce says:
that is a hell of a shot face. clint eastwood would be proud.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:01pm -
justjamey says:
Excellent choice in agave-based beverage. Great song. Never heard it before now.
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 8:10pm -
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