It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • May 12 @ 4:57pm
After dispatching with the Soul(sucking) Patch the previous evening, I awoke to find a silvered blade at my side and a new sense of purpose in my mind...

To shave clean the dreaded fiend, Safety Hair, upon each and every countenance upon which it roosted...

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Hodges says:
Wow, that is a heck of a sword you have there!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:59pm - ∞
Monsignor Moustachio says:
It ain't no Cold Steel (CLAME), but for the likes of Safety Hair, it'll do. ;)
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:02pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
You have instantly make yourself badass.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:09pm - ∞
Chalkdog says:
As safety hair trembles throughout the kingdom
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:27pm - ∞
Eric says:
No fighting here, we're on holy ground.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:35pm - ∞
Robfrenzy says:
well done. dont threaten me with the sword either. ha
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:52pm - ∞
KimJongIllness says:
Did I miss sword day? Doesn't matter. I dig what is happening.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:08pm - ∞
¡VivaBigote! says:
Looks like you're ready to be an internet sensation.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:19pm - ∞
The Straub says:
An epidemic that must be stopped!! I would go and help ... but I just ate a bit meal
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:46pm - ∞
Stachtastic! says:
Star wars kid, look out!!!! Honestly, I can't stop laughing.... 5{'s and Fav'd
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:12pm - ∞
Stachtastic! says:
oh and I hath no safety hair upon mine face... so keepeth that silvered blade away from me!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:14pm - ∞
etcvisitor says:
5 staches!! and i challenge you to a sword fight!!!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:39pm - ∞
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