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  • May 16 @ 6:33am
Red means DANG(L)ER!

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Senator Johnson says:
Wow! You are just poured into that denim!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:37am - ∞
GrapeS says:
im overwhelmed
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:37am - ∞
The Straub says:
Lordy lordy
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:39am - ∞
The Straub says:
are those snake skin sandals!?
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:39am - ∞
Hodges says:
Words cannot describe how I am feeling right now!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:47am - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
I'm with Hodges.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:54am - ∞
jbarr says:
have you been this awesome for 40 years?!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:56am - ∞
matador el pelo says:
..and proud
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:11am - ∞
gunsmoke says:
Looks like the newest member of Team #Undercurl has arrived.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:11am - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
Starting off the week with a bang I see.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:12am - ∞
KimJongIllness says:
Is it someone's birthday?
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:15am - ∞
keifel says:
backs away slowly....
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:31am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
@TheStraub Yes, they're made from Burmese Python which, before the PETA members rise up, kill up to half a dozen Cambodian toddlers who have the misfortune to wander into the wrong paddy field each year. I had these handmade when I lived in Phnom Penh.

jbarr and KimJongIllness I know it's tempting to assume this was my birthday but in fact it was my release party, having served 40 years for grievous assault on safety hair.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:04am - ∞
android says:
danger indeed, 5 staches for costume choice.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:11am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
100% rock and f***ing roll. And those sandals are insane, in a good way.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:12am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
There should be a 10 { option for this picture.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:37am - ∞
PAT says:
It sure does!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:14am - ∞
baffoFEZ says:
speachless....
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
my respect for you has doubled
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 2:12pm - ∞
mooka says:
no words
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:57pm - ∞
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Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

MoustacheofDeath

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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

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