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  • May 25 @ 2:12pm
Following a spate of high-profile moustache thefts across Accra, the Ghanaian police have informed me that I should take additional precautions. Apparently a moustache like mine can be worth it's weight in hair...Until I can get proper security arrangements in place, I've been assigned my own personal Moustache Protection Officer.

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mooka says:
Death enjoys your Moustache Moniker most of all!
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 2:13pm - ∞
Shatrick says:
He looks very stoic.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 2:14pm - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
What kind of horrible person would steal someone else's moustache!! I wonder if I should get my own security officer as well.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 2:15pm - ∞
Hodges says:
That is as it should be!
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 2:30pm - ∞
Kippercat says:
Good thinking- I'm taking out insurance on mine
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 2:38pm - ∞
Pip says:
Stay safe, sir.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 2:56pm - ∞
Hope says:
hahahahaha, love the caption. A moustache that awesome does need some looking after, just in case. Very nice.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 3:01pm - ∞
gunsmoke says:
There are safety in muscles.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 3:10pm - ∞
Brian says:
That guy does not look friendly.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 3:14pm - ∞
Chalkdog says:
That moustache is definitely worth protecting. But, remember, TRUST NO ONE.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 3:14pm - ∞
Chief Mcstache says:
Awesome stache! It doesnt need protection. It can protect itself!
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 3:55pm - ∞
miguelito says:
looks like you've planned well.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 4:21pm - ∞
etcvisitor says:
that thing impresses me more and more daily. glad to hear you have proper protection but you might want to look into insurance as well.
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 8:30pm - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
Woop-Woop, that's the sound of da police ...
Posted: May 25th, 2011 - 8:43pm - ∞
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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

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